Benfleet A1
Hector Of The House
Im sure that just about everyone on here knows or has known someone in the armed forces. Some of the stories I have heard have been been the most side splittingly funnest things I have ever heard. A mate of mine who I will write a book about one day tells some brillient ones. Heres my favorite.
While based in Belizse, which was technically a conflict of war, everyone was issued unaccountable rounds. Meaning if you fired your weapon you didn't have to explain why you didn't have the same amount of ammo that you went out with. Deep in the jungle lies the Bast*rd Plant. It grows to about 2ft tall with huge, lush green leaves at the base and 3ft thorns of tunstun steel at a 15 degree angle from the ground.
WHile out on single file patrol, hand signals only and senses finely tuned the silence would be broken by the anguished scream ofBAST*RD!!and the sound of several rounds being pumped into the ground because some poor soul had just had his boot pieced by a Bast*rd Plant. I still p(ss myself laughing everytime I hear that one.
What about you?
While based in Belizse, which was technically a conflict of war, everyone was issued unaccountable rounds. Meaning if you fired your weapon you didn't have to explain why you didn't have the same amount of ammo that you went out with. Deep in the jungle lies the Bast*rd Plant. It grows to about 2ft tall with huge, lush green leaves at the base and 3ft thorns of tunstun steel at a 15 degree angle from the ground.
WHile out on single file patrol, hand signals only and senses finely tuned the silence would be broken by the anguished scream ofBAST*RD!!and the sound of several rounds being pumped into the ground because some poor soul had just had his boot pieced by a Bast*rd Plant. I still p(ss myself laughing everytime I hear that one.
What about you?