BRING IT ON!

[Fish]

Don't know about anyone else but I'm already well up for the C*l Ewe game now.

So we're well prepared, I think we should think of some new, utterly insulting songs to sing at them.

Any suggestions other than 'Layer Road is falling down' and '1 team in Essex'?

'What's it like to have a seat/see a crowd?' springs to mind to get the ball rolling...

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Surely "When I was a little boy..." must get an airing...

 

[Upminster Blue]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Aug. 17 2005,14:08)]Surely "When I was a little boy..."  must get an airing...

Any chance of posting the full lyrics? Thanks.

 

[W4 Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Upminster Blue @ Aug. 17 2005,14:10)]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Aug. 17 2005,14:08)]Surely "When I was a little boy..."  must get an airing...

Any chance of posting the full lyrics?  Thanks.

When I was an itty bitty boy
My Grandmother gave me a brand new toy
A Col Ewe fan
On a piece of string
She told me to kick his f%&king head in
f%&king head in
f%&king head in
She told me to kick his f%&king head in


....and so on.

 

[Guest]

Quote[/b] (Upminster Blue @ Aug. 17 2005,14:10)]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Aug. 17 2005,14:08)]Surely "When I was a little boy..."  must get an airing...

Any chance of posting the full lyrics?  Thanks.

Bet your glad you asked now, eh!

 

[Guest]

Any derogotary song that insults them in any way, shape or form is fine with me.

 

[Mr Wooly]

Do you know where Cardiff is...

 

[Upminster Blue]

Quote[/b] (shrimp_on_the_wing2003 @ Aug. 17 2005,14:18)]

Quote[/b] (Upminster Blue @ Aug. 17 2005,14:10)]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Aug. 17 2005,14:08)]Surely "When I was a little boy..."  must get an airing...

Any chance of posting the full lyrics?  Thanks.

Bet your glad you asked now, eh!  

Indeed (thanks W4). Very, very offensive .... but so very, very enjoyable

 

[Kent Shrimper]

Whats it like to see a Crowd?

 

[Guest]

Is this all you take away?

 

[Reading Shrimper]

You all support Ipswich...

 

[Guest]

Run from the Ispwich / Southend?

 

[Guest]

You all live in a s h i t t y caravan!

To the tune of Yellow Submarine.

 

[Reading Shrimper]

Looks like the banter is hotting up on the Col******r too:


ColU

 

[Guest]

Sweet, cant wait. Should be a good one!

 

[Guest]

Quote[/b] (shrimp_on_the_wing2003 @ Aug. 17 2005,14:36)]You all live in a s h i t t y caravan!

To the tune of Yellow Submarine.

That one's reserved for Canvey, methinks

 

[Reading Shrimper]

Look at their sponsor! Surely some fun is to be had there.

 

[Guest]

That shirt is Funking awful. What a shat sponser!

 

[Guest]

Taking the theme from Yellow Submarine again:

"Col Ewe Live In A Yellow Easy-Skip, a Yellow Easy-Skip...."

 

[overseas shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Reading Shrimper @ Aug. 17 2005,15:56)]

Look at their sponsor! Surely some fun is to be had there.

Hhhhhhmmmm:

Chuck a Col Ewe fan
In an Easy Skip
Once you've kicked his f%&king head in
f%&king head in
f%&king head in
Once you've kicked his f%&king head in