BRING IT ON!

[Fish]

Quote[/b] (Whatever @ Aug. 17 2005,14:59)]Taking the theme from Yellow Submarine again:

"Col Ewe Live In A Yellow Easy-Skip, a Yellow Easy-Skip...."

What about Col Ewe PLAY in a yellow easy-skip...?

This one I like, the best (only?) NEW song so far.

 

[BlueJ]

Say we are staying up
You're Not
You're Not

 

[Fish]

To the tune of Amerillo (sorry...)

"We know we'll always beat the Col U
They're so skint they have to play in an Easy-Skip
We know we'll always beat the Col U
Because we know they're really sh*t"

If anyone wants to contribute a versse feel free...

 

[TrueBlue]

gotta be.... ONE TEAM IN ESSEX!

 

[shrimper loz]

To the tune of the addams family:

Your mother is your sister
Your brother is your father
You're f**king one another
the col u family

 

[Fish]

Quote[/b] (shrimper loz @ Aug. 18 2005,17:09)]To the tune of the addams family:

Your mother is your sister
Your brother is your father
You're f**king one another
the col u family

Quality!

 

[Richard Hearn]

Quote[/b] (Fish @ Aug. 19 2005,16:36)]

Quote[/b] (shrimper loz @ Aug. 18 2005,17:09)]To the tune of the addams family:

Your mother is your sister
Your brother is your father
You're f**king one another
the col u family

Quality!

Hmm?

Swap "sister" and "mother", and "father" and "brother", and it would at least rhyme.

 

[MarkBentleyAppreciationSociety]

You can stick ya easy skip up ya a**e
You can stick ya easy skip up ya a**e
You can stick ya easy skip
stick ya easy skip
stick ya easy skip up ya a**e
SIDEWAYS

 

 

[MarkBentleyAppreciationSociety]

or.........

chim chiminee
chim chiminee
chim chim cheroo
we hate the B******s
in easy skip shirts..........

 

[southend4ever]

i hate col ewe. bunch of muppets.

 

[Guest]

Quote[/b] (southend4ever @ Aug. 19 2005,20:18)]i hate col ewe. bunch of muppets.

Somehow I don't think you're alone in that opinion...

I don't like them very much either.

 

[The Eternal Optimist]

Layer Road is falling down!

 

[BlueJ]

Layer Road? I thought Col U's stadium was now an easy-skip!?!

 

[The Eternal Optimist]

Stick your Easy Skip up your arse
Stick your Easy Skip up your arse
From Roots Hall to Layer Road
You can stick your Easy Skip up your arse!

 

[shrimper loz]

sorry for earlier mistake! lol

to the tune of the addams family:

Your sister is your mother
Your father is your brother
You're f**king one another
the col u family!  

 

[BlueJ]

Quote[/b] (shrimper loz @ Aug. 19 2005,22:29)]sorry for earlier mistake! lol

to the tune of the addams family:

Your mother is your sister
Your father is your brother
You're f**king one another
the col u family!  

You still need to swap "mother" and "sister" around

 

[The Eternal Optimist]

Where's your Steve Brown gone
(Where's your Steve Brown gone)
Sad Col Ewe Scum
(Sad Col Ewe Scum)
Where's your Steve Brown gone
(Where's your Steve Brown gone)
Far far away, far far awayayay...

REFRAIN

Last season we heard the Col Ewe singing this song
Ooh wee chirpy chirpy cheep cheep
You came here this season and your Steve Brown was gone
Ooh wee chirpy chirpy cheep cheep
Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep chirp

Where's your Steve Brown gone
(Where's your Steve Brown gone)
Sad Col Ewe Scum
(Sad Col Ewe Scum)
Where's your Steve Brown gone
(Where's your Steve Brown gone)
Far far away, far far awayayay...

REFRAIN

REPEAT REFAIN

REPEAT REFRAIN AGAIN, etc, etc.

This should be sung to the tune:

CHIRPY CHIRPY CHEEP CHEEP
by Mac & Katie Kissoon

 

[southend4ever]

you can shove your f%&king skip up your arse
you can shove your f%&king skip up your arse
you can shove your f%&king skip
shove your f%&king skip
shove your f%&king skip up your arse
sideways

does your boyfriend know your here?

tramps p%&s
you all smell of tramps p%&s
you all smell of tramps p%&s

we can see you in your skip
we can see you in your skip

you all play in a garden shed garden shed garden shed(submarine)

 

[Guest]

Quote[/b] (The Eternal Optimist @ Aug. 19 2005,22:40)]Where's your Steve Brown gone
(Where's your Steve Brown gone)
Sad Col Ewe Scum
(Sad Col Ewe Scum)
Where's your Steve Brown gone
(Where's your Steve Brown gone)
Far far away, far far awayayay...

REFRAIN

Last season we heard the Col Ewe singing this song
Ooh wee chirpy chirpy cheep cheep
You came here this season and your Steve Brown was gone
Ooh wee chirpy chirpy cheep cheep
Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep chirp

Where's your Steve Brown gone
(Where's your Steve Brown gone)
Sad Col Ewe Scum
(Sad Col Ewe Scum)
Where's your Steve Brown gone
(Where's your Steve Brown gone)
Far far away, far far awayayay...

REFRAIN

REPEAT REFAIN

REPEAT REFRAIN AGAIN, etc, etc.

This should be sung to the tune:

CHIRPY CHIRPY CHEEP CHEEP
by Mac & Katie Kissoon

Not bad, not bad at all!