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Coolest thing to steal

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Andy Cap
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Following on from one of Pubeys posts, what is the coolest thing you could steal? One per person and a suggestion of what makes it special compared to plain old normal theft.
 
Someones innocence.

I'm off to the pub.
 
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The coolest thing I ever stole was the xmas presents from the orphanage down the road from me whilst I was dressed as Santa.
The look of horror and despair on the little kids faces as I legged it out the door and smashed them all up whilst they watched still gives me a buzz, even now.

I laughed so much I wet my pants.

Kind Regards
TF
 
The coolest thing I ever stole was the xmas presents from the orphanage down the road from me whilst I was dressed as Santa.
The look of horror and despair on the little kids faces as I legged it out the door and smashed them all up whilst they watched still gives me a buzz, even now.

I laughed so much I wet my pants.

Kind Regards
TF

i seem to notice a theme growing in your threads....and thats not a metaphor for your trousersnake in your trousers, either
 
I'd say a country, or even a continent.

Those Victorians had it right, pinch a country, get what you can out of it, give it to some ill educated local/convict, blame them when it fails.

it's just like the 2nd hand car trade.
 
Got the idea of stealing a country running through my head now, got visions of the police turning up at the door "excuse me sir, we have a warrant to search this property, France has gone missing again", "well, of course France has gone missing, there's a war on!"
 
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