Coolest thing to steal

[Blueshrimper]

All of Bill Gates money. Maybe Professor Hawkins chair.

 

[Firestorm]

Maybe Professor Hawkins chair.

How about just his wheels, leaving him up on bricks....

and change the voice emulator to Donald Duck

 

[chadded]

I'd like to steal Lucy Pinder from her boyfriend (the lucky ****)

 

[Mad Cyril]

Death Star plans or the Ark of the Covenant.

 

[please delete my account]

The coolest thing I ever stole was the xmas presents from the orphanage down the road from me whilst I was dressed as Santa.
The look of horror and despair on the little kids faces as I legged it out the door and smashed them all up whilst they watched still gives me a buzz, even now.

I laughed so much I wet my pants.

Kind Regards
TF

I also stole some old farts life savings from under their bed once, then burned it all in their garden.
Unfortunately, I singed my pubes, so it wasn't as cool as destroying the orphans toys..

 

[Pubey]

Madeleine McCann

 

[osymandus]

The arse cheeks of teh statue of liberty

 

[toellandback]

Madeleine McCann

A jokes a joke mate but surely you can bring her back now ;)

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

The lightbulbs from Grays Athletic's floodlights.

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Antarctica

 

[Rayleigh Weir]

My kisses from you.

The Moon.

The Show.

Christmas...