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Delicately worded email help

Pubey

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basically I want to apologise to someone for making a cheeky/speculative ask for more money for a project. It was perhaps a little bit silly, but I don't think I've offended anyone. However I want to apologise and I want a word like "beg" to finish this sentence:

Apologise if it sounded .....

I don't think "churlish" is correct, and obviously "cheeky" is too informal. I'm not particularly sorry, but just want to sound polite.

Any help greened..

Pubez
 
Dear Fascist Bully Boy,

Give me some more money you *******.

Boomshanka (may your seed of your loin grow fruitful in the belly of your woman).
 
I want a word like "beg" to finish this sentence:

Here have a few:

Dear sir,

I am writing on behalf the honourable Prince Muzatubi Adeyengong of the Falawi Province in Nigeria.

He is currently living in exile and has no access to his estimated 456 million dollar fortune, if you could provide me with £50,000 I can offer you 10% of this...

Thanks

Ade Adewola-Kwame Dsungu
Chairman of Barlcays (sic) Bank Nigeria



I can also recommend you get an email address such as ChairmanAde33221@yahoo.com to carry this out...
 
Sign the mail off using "Yours Sexually, Pubez". That will promote a sense of familiarity between the two of you, whilst also rendering whatever preceeded it pretty much irrelevant.
 
Hey chap!

I think you should approach this from a slightly different angle.

How about: -

"Oi, ****, I asked for more money and you're gonna give me more ****ing money otherwise I'm going to kill your ****ing pets, smash your **** wifes face in and burn your ugly kids.

Don't you ever, EVER refuse me anything again.
Do you understand me, you two-bob, know nothing ****?

If I was you, I'd hire some ****ing protection.

You ****. **** you."

Send that old chum, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised with the results.

Let me know how it goes.

Kind Regards
 
basically I want to apologise to someone for making a cheeky/speculative ask for more money for a project. It was perhaps a little bit silly, but I don't think I've offended anyone. However I want to apologise and I want a word like "beg" to finish this sentence:

Apologise if it sounded .....

I don't think "churlish" is correct, and obviously "cheeky" is too informal. I'm not particularly sorry, but just want to sound polite.

Any help greened..

Pubez
Firstly I'd suggest apologies not apologise.

And then I'd suggest buying a thesaurus.

Try audacious, or frivolous if the situation suits it.
 
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