Question Do you check?

[MrB]

Similar to last week's wipe up or wipe down discussion.......

Discussion in the pub yesterday (not sure how it came about) as to whether you 'check' your paper post wiping after a dump.

My process is that after 3 wipes I will check to see if I'm coming up clean or whether further wiping is required. Ok, faecal matter isn't the nicest thing to look at in the world but it's just come from inside me so can't do any harm. Last thing I want is any leftovers to dry out and chafe later in the day.

To my surprise this disgusted my two mates, neither of whom check. One of them said he could 'tell' when he was clean and the other said he wipes about ten times regardless to make sure. Now to me this makes no sense, the first method is risky as there might be some residue you miss, not pleasant and the second seems a waste of toilet paper as sometimes it comes out smoothly and limited wiping is required.

So what's the consensus? Anyone else check or are you all risk takers/excessive wipers?

 

[C C Csiders]

I'm Ron Martin and I get various posters on SZ to lick myself clean.

 

[chadded]

Similar to last week's wipe up or wipe down discussion.......

Discussion in the pub yesterday (not sure how it came about) as to whether you 'check' your paper post wiping after a dump.

My process is that after 3 wipes I will check to see if I'm coming up clean or whether further wiping is required. Ok, faecal matter isn't the nicest thing to look at in the world but it's just come from inside me so can't do any harm. Last thing I want is any leftovers to dry out and chafe later in the day.

To my surprise this disgusted my two mates, neither of whom check. One of them said he could 'tell' when he was clean and the other said he wipes about ten times regardless to make sure. Now to me this makes no sense, the first method is risky as there might be some residue you miss, not pleasant and the second seems a waste of toilet paper as sometimes it comes out smoothly and limited wiping is required.

So what's the consensus? Anyone else check or are you all risk takers/excessive wipers?

I lick my finger until I can't taste it anymore. That way I'm satisfied I'm clean.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Of course! On a serious matter now, keep on the lookout for blood in yer poo.

 

[pickledseal]

I lived with a gay chap at uni, and he said that was the part of him that was a little bit straight, checking after wiping.

So to those who claim they don't check...

 

[chadded]

I lived with a gay chap at uni, and he said that was the part of him that was a little bit straight, checking after wiping.

So to those who claim they don't check...

Surely he's actually really checking for used condoms?

 

[MrB]

This poll has set my mind at rest, I was made to feel like some sort of weirdo for checking the contents of my wipe. Either that or SZ is full of poo obsessed deviants.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Either that or SZ is full of poo obsessed deviants.

Of which you, clearly, are one.

;)

 

[Pubey]

The worst is when, 5 wipes in, you're still not getting any cleaner!

 

[MrB]

Nowt wrong with that, poo is clearly quite an important part of our lives.

They say the only certainties in life are death and taxes. You can avoid tax, you can't avoid poo and wee though.

 

[pickledseal]

The worst is when, 5 wipes in, you're still not getting any cleaner!

Very true.

Apparently in some countries they have a little shelf in the toilet for a poo inspection. A German girl I met working in a pub in Cambridge explained how she had always regularly checked her poo this way and that it was very normal... (?!?)