Question Fancy dress ideas?

[Hazey]

Ok basically I have a fancy dress party at the weekend and am looking to spend no cash on a funny outfit, so what I want to know is if the members of the zone have ever made any funny home made costumes before, and if so can you share the secret on how to make them.

Currently toying with the idea of sticking some green balloons to myself and going as a bunch of grapes.

 

[pickledseal]

Ok basically I have a fancy dress party at the weekend and am looking to spend no cash on a funny outfit, so what I want to know is if the members of the zone have ever made any funny home made costumes before, and if so can you share the secret on how to make them.

Currently toying with the idea of sticking some green balloons to myself and going as a bunch of grapes.

Arrive in just your pants.
Announce, "I've come in my pants."
Then let everyone know your costume is a 'premature ejaculation'.


Oldy, but goody :)

 

[RobM]

Cheap Stetson, shades and white beard, go as ZZTop.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Nick a female friend's clothes and do a St Trinian's effort - shouldn't be too difficult, jolly hockeysticks and all that.

 

[Swiss Tony]

Put a condom on your nose,and when they ask what you are,say **** nose.

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

You dirty swine swiss that was my idea,damn you are hot sir.
Hazey just put a col u shirt on and go as a ******(sorry to ******* everywhere for the offence of putting you in the same bracket as a col u fan)

 

[canveyshrimper]

I went to a fancy dress party once with my ex tied on to my back.

I was asked "What have you come as?"

Me "A Teenage Hero Mutant Turtle"

"Who's that?"

"Michelle" :whistling:

 

[Manchester Shrimper]

I went to a fancy dress party once with my ex tied on to my back.

I was asked "What have you come as?"

Me "A Teenage Hero Mutant Turtle"

"Who's that?"

"Michelle" :whistling:

Was she your ex at the time?

 

[canveyshrimper]

Was she your ex at the time?

Yup, and luckily she still is.

 

[BoyWonder2]

White bed sheet over your head, you can either be part of the KKK or a ghost.

 

[Bluesmanager]

Step 1: Buy a pack of post-it notes.

Step 2: Buy a pen.

Step 3: Using the pen, write the word "GOD" on one of the post-it notes.

Step 4: Place this post-it note on whatever you wear to the party.

Four easy steps to a cheap yet good costume.

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

Put a pair of your mums tights over your head and go as a bank robber,if they are a used pair then thats just a bonus.