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  1. Firestorm

    Another Mickey mouse outfit in our division

  2. Uncle Leo

    Improving the Olympics

    Pubey and I have both been listening to a podcast featuring Malcolm Gladwell where, among other things, he comes up with a suggestion for improving the track and field - namely, moving event such as high jump to a smaller arena where spectators can focus on that event, rather it being lost in a...
  3. Tommy2holes

    Hammers friendly to be played at a neutral venue

    Apparently the roots hall pitch won't be ready. Two bob outfit
  4. Massimo Giovanni

    Pre-Match Thread Southend United v Bradford City

    BIG game Saturday. It might be the last game at Roots Hall for Dan and Jack, and a few others (PB?) ; at least in a blue shirt. And Parky is bringing his in form outfit in search of 3 points towards the play off - does anyone NOT know he is ex Col Ewe? Surely we wouldn't want him to have a nice...
  5. Hunt's Twitter 'bants'

    Southend United striker Noel Hunt has made it clear on social networking site Twitter that he is not bitter about his experience at Leeds United. Hunt was on the books of Leeds from the summer of 2013 until January 2015 and struggled with injuries. The Irish striker failed to score a single goal...
  6. Chalky

    Local gems - Nathan Ferguson and Dumebi Dumaka

    Nathan Ferguson of Grays Athletic has been attracting a lot of attention lately by a lot of football league clubs. He is a midfielder who's performances are not going unnoticed. But what surprises me is that why aren't we being linked with him? Since Grays are a local side and now we have an u21...
  7. Cricko

    Last Day: Christmas Quiz. Cryptic 3.

    Ok last one people and a bit longer than the others..Some very easy, some not so. Have fun. :smiles: Cryptic capital cities: 1.Multiplying by two? - Dublin 2.Is this the place to get plastered? - Paris 3.Put father in a paper receptacle? - Baghdad 4.Reserve a peaceful break? - Bucharest...
  8. wiggy

    Hang your head in shame Phil Brown

    should walk after that. Not overreacting but his comments in the press about not wanting to score and just stop them going in were unbelievable. However he carried out his plan today against a useless outfit that quite honestly we should be beating 4 0. Jack Payne ran the show in the first half...
  9. Shrimpergonzo

    Pre-Match Thread Dagenham (H) - JPT 2

    Well, I'm assuming Brown will go against the old adage and WILL be changing a winning team, given his previous comments about Craig Reid, but will that be the only change? I see on the Daggers website that one of their players has been put on stand-by for NI u-21 duty, given that Thompson is...
  10. fbm

    Well done the club

    We're all so quick to moan on here but personally I'd like to say a brilliant and big well done to the club. They have put all sorts of extra stuff on Player over the last few months and all these little training videos, pictures and articles are really good for us to get a bit of affinity and...
  11. Sturrocks Superblues

    PS has assembled be it with loanees a fun footballing outfit,They are powerful and their work ethic is outstanding with at times sublime football thrown in for good measure a real joy to watch in recent games. Gillingham and Vale will be tough to catch but there is a long way to go ,Autos are...
  12. steveo

    Laugh. Out. Loud

    Thats quite funny. It ends with "Chief of police in Hvolsvöllur Sveinn K. Rúnarsson told mbl.is that the woman simply "had no idea that she was missing.
  13. southend_aussies

    Oxford United v Southend United

    As the next game is just over 24 hours away I think it's time to get over the loss to Accrington with a preview of the upcoming match against Oxford on Wednesday morning (Aus time) and Tuesday night your time. Oxford V Southend United FORM: OXFORD: Last 5: LEAGUE: Bristol Rovers 2-0 (W)...
  14. Crawliano

    Heat 5 - "Buddy Holly" - Weezer v "Toxic" - Britney Spears

    10. Clinton Baptiste- 'Buddy Holly'- Weezer v 7 - Rusty Shackleford - "Toxic" - Britney Spears The Fonz v Britney in near nakedness and airline outfit probably off her face on meth.
  15. Well done Crewe

    They played some excellent football, and in a league full of ageing cloggers (Guy Branston) it was really refreshing to see a team of young technical players expressing themselves. Shame it was against us, but they were an impressive outfit.
  16. Southend United Football Club

    Help Southend United win £30,000

    As the season enters its final straight, we need your help to secure £30,000 for Southend United, courtesy of a new competition from npower.

 All you have to do is visit the title sponsor's Facebook page at www.facebook.com/npowerFootballLeague to grab your seat in the Fanpower Stadium...
  17. Pre-Match Thread Braintree v Blues XI - Tonight 7:30pm

    Southend United will be sending a strong XI to play in a friendly against Braintree Town tomorrow night. The Blues will be taking competitive side to face the Blue Square Premier outfit on Tuesday evening with kick-off at 7.30pm. Supporters are welcome to attend the match at Cressing Road with...
  18. wiggy

    Aldershot very low iron girder death trap, health and safety issue!

    So they don't want to issue refunds. Then perhaps they may like a visit from health and safety about the disgusting low iron beams that i nearly concussed myself on at the back of the tiered seating stand. No warning notices just two very low girders that in the dim light you could not possibly...
  19. Rusty Shackleford

    White Poppies

    Wonderful piece from the Telegraph on White Poppies: At the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month, I am sure the thoughts of all Telegraph readers will be with those British and Commonwealth Service men and women who fell in the defence of our liberty. But spare a thought, too, for the...
  20. Napster

    The Reserves today.

    Centre-back Krisztian Timar and striker Yannick Boli will both line-up against the League One outfit. Timar, a former Plymouth Argyle defender, has been without a side since the end of last season. He made 89 appearances for Argyle between 2007 and 2011 and has also represented Hungary at both...