Fictional Southend United Autobiographies

[united we stand]

Steve Mildenhall- I used to be *****..............

 

[Sandbach Shrimper]

Kevin Maher - Moving Sideways

Jamal Campell-Ryce - Going Around in Circles

 

[eastling]

Ryan Leonard - The Long Throw To Nowhere

 

[Razam]

Blair Sturrock - Jedi Mind Tricks
Paul Sturrock - From Rags to Wembley.....Well Almost
Ron Martin - Bank of HMRC for Dummies

 

[TTS]

"million pound man" - Peter Clarke
"X Marks the spot - the missing war chest" - Ron Martin
"Who you f**king looking at" - Bilel Moshni

 

[Blue_Wes]

Kevin Maher : King (Forward by God)
Efe Sodje : It reaches the floor
Jason Lee : The Pineapple Express

 

[Fred]

Bilel Moshni - One flew over the cuckoos nest

 

[Rattus Norvegicus]

Bilel Mohsni - Sense and Sensability

 

[fatgrandad]

Ron Martin - "If You Build It, They Will Come"

Phil Brown - "I Did It My Way"

Mrs Blue - "I Did It My Way 2 (up top)"

 

[* ORM *]

Matt Lockwood - The Invisble Man
Andy Edwards - Where Eagles Dare
Spencer Prior - Rumplestiltskin
Matt Harrold, Billy Paynter, Blair Sturrock ....... a Million Ways to Die in the West
Mark Gower - The Magnificent Seven
jack Payne - My life as a lumberjack in a mushroom factory

 

[Mad Cyril]

Maher Culpa - Kevin Maher

 

[mattitouk]

A joint Autobiography between Ron Martin & Phil Brown entitled - "From Bleach to Peach"

Foreword by Paul "Brush"

 

[Fred]

An unlikely combination:

Tinkler, Taylor, Bolger, Fry.