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  1. South Bank Hank

    Fictional Southend United Autobiographies

    Right you lot, cheer up! :smile: On another thread, someone mentioned Sturrock's and Brown's pending autobiographies. So the thread is simple. Copy the list, pick a player/manager, add a Title for their autobiography (and let's at least have them sound like a feasible possibility rather than...
  2. Uncle Leo

    Best fictional postman

    No jokes about The General please... Early nominations are Postman Pat Postman Plod (The Miserable Sod) Cliff Clavin Newman
  3. TrueBlue

    GTA V details....

    The first of many GTAV previews to come starts today with Game Informer's article hitting the digital newsstand. Continue reading below for our bullet pointed summary of all the important and interesting facts, and discuss further on GTA Forums: General Information: There are 3 playable...
  4. Mohave Shrimper

    New 'Battle Of...'

    It's been a while since we've had a battle, so I thought we ought to have one in honour of Movember. Yes, a Battle of the 'Tashes. We'll make it a quick one, whatever nominations there are by 9pm tonight say 8 or 16, I'll do a draw and get it started tomorrow. If we get 32 then I'll do the...
  5. Lester Bangs

    Question Accounts and the Umbongo - Update!

    So I was thinking last night about the reason that the embargo was in place was that the Accountants would not release the completed Financial Statements until they had received payments (and rightly so, they aren't a charity and they provided a service). Now this got me worried again as it...
  6. pickledseal

    Monkey Tennis / Ghost Hunting with The Only Way is Essex

    Seeing the second of the two programmes in the title of the thread advertised on ITV2, I was reminded of a scene from Alan Partridge which (I've just found out spurred the phrase in the first part of the thread title). "In one scene the eponymous character of Partridge, a failed chat show...
  7. Silencer

    Just like watching Dream Team...

    ...Well thats how I feel with Southend United the past couple of years, each week is like a far fetched episode of the old Sky One football series Dream Team. Although at times, the fictional storylines of Harchester Utd actually seem more realistic than that our our club. I am not one to rant...
  8. Mohave Shrimper

    Rnd1 Heat 15: Weeds v NYPD Blue

    Weeds (westander) v NYPD Blue (South Bucks Shrimper) Weeds is an American comedy-drama television series created by Jenji Kohan, produced by Lionsgate Television for the Showtime network. The plot revolves around a widowed housewife (Mary-Louise Parker) from an affluent California suburb...
  9. Mohave Shrimper

    Rnd1 Heat 14: The Cosby Mysteries v Sons of Anarchy

    The Cosby Mysteries (Southchurch Groyney) v Sons of Anarchy (Moridin) The Cosby Mysteries was a television mystery series starring Bill Cosby. It was Cosby's first television show since The Cosby Show (which ended in the spring of 1992) and lasted only one season (1994-1995)...
  10. fbm

    Blues Questions and answers - Foran?

    I'm sure most of us get the ezine from the club called the Blues Insider. I was reading todays and saw the Q&A session with Scannell called "One on One". It's a regular feature where fans can ask players questions and they are answered in this column. Over lunch I just got to thinking what...
  11. Slipperduke

    England Have Turned Me Grey

    This week, I made the shocking discovery that I'm going grey. Underneath my enormous thatch of long brown hairs, two brigades of white ones have been outflanking me just above the ears in a slow, silvery advance that had gone entirely unnoticed. The sad thing is that I can pinpoint the origin of...
  12. Slipperduke

    Help required from da kidz

    You might remember that, this time last season, an Irish newspaper commissioned me to write a fictional account of an intercepted SMS conversation between Carlo Ancelotti and Rafa Benitez. The catch was that both managers had to be portrayed as being well versed in the patois of the nation's...
  13. Vange Shrimper

    Thursday's Pub Quiz Pt 7

    Usual rules, usual people banned. Hope this one dont cause too many arguments! :) 1. Robbie Williams covered the song My Way in 2006. Which singer or band enjoyed varying degrees of success with the song in each of the following years ? a. 1969 b. 1971 c. 1977 d. 1978...
  14. Hockley_Blues

    The 10 types of drunken testing

    Shamelessly stolen from another forum but meh, it's so true... We have identified 10 distinct types of drunken text that you should all be familiar with: 1) The "fishing" text This text is normally along the lines of: "So what u up 2 later?" or "U out tonight?", or simply "Ocean?" Despite...
  15. sufcintheprem

    SZ Fantasy Championship Manager Competition

    . The Boardroom Shrimperzone FC Southend-on-Sea Essex...
  16. Pete Doherty "manufactured" by the KLF!

    Sadly, just an unfounded rumour that's been circulating on t'internet for the past week. How great would it be if it were true though?
  17. Andy_S

    Great Homer Simpson lines

    Found these elsewhere and I thought some us might be in need of a laugh. Homer: 'Ah, God , my favourite fictional character Homer: Where's the Duff, Marge? Marge: We're all out, Homer. Would you like a fruit juice? Homer: Don't toy with me woman! Homer : Well, he's...
  18. Colchester V Mighty Blues

    A Col.U. fan and an architect are standing at the bar talking... The architect points out of the window and tells the Col.U. fan "I designed that building across the road!". The Col.U. fan looks out off the window, then looks at the architect & then the barman, who nods to confirm. "There are...
  19. Matt the Shrimp

    Let's keep this simple

    It seems that tactical voting and people swapping votes from one to the other got a bit too complicated on my last thread about the fictional SZ-selected SUFC Team Bus. So, we're going to keep this one simple.  There is one place left on the team bus.  And two people left to fill it. Who are...
  20. Moral Dilemma

    Here's a tough question for you. A Moral Decision This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally. The test features an...
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