Flavoured condoms

[Interpol Shrimper]

what bout luminous condoms then why wud u want ur dick glowing in the dark another one for the why do they make em

Be handy if the Mrs was into Star Wars, you could pretend a certain part of the anatomy was a light-sabre!

 

[C C Csiders]

Be handy if the Mrs was into Star Wars, you could pretend a certain part of the anatomy was a light-sabre!

Alternatively it might just look like the prawns have gone off.

 

[simac21]

grayhound u use that excuse even when the missus aint ****ed u off
the bed post gives out more pleasure! ;)

 

[grayhound]

Be handy if the Mrs was into Star Wars, you could pretend a certain part of the anatomy was a light-sabre!

Prob need it to be a light sabre after some of the girls ive seen Simac with.
They look like Chewbacca :eek:

 

[grayhound]

grayhound u use that excuse even when the missus aint ****ed u off
the bed post gives out more pleasure! ;)

If ive told you once, ive told you a million times lad.
Long and thin gets you in.
Short and thick does the trick!

 

[simac21]

never heard ne of em complaining tho mr grayhound!

 

[Uncle Leo]

*regrets going in to this topic in the first place*

*leaves*

 

[Southend_Lady]

Certainly won't be carrot.

You got that right!

 

[grayhound]

never heard ne of em complaining tho mr grayhound!

Never seen any of em coming back either :finger:

 

[duncan bulgaria]

Be handy if the Mrs was into Star Wars, you could pretend a certain part of the anatomy was a light-sabre!

You don't need you missus to be into star wars , you just end up having a 'Han Solo'


I'll get my coat :p

 

[canveyshrimper]

what bout luminous condoms then why wud u want ur dick glowing in the dark another one for the why do they make em

I presume that is to see if you are coming or going.

 

[Alexis_SUFC]

Excellent at raves.

Puts a whole new meaning to the woed 'Glowstick' then. How do they get waved so high at gigs?

 

[canveyshrimper]

Look at us two making the bad jokes, aren't we a pear...? We're gonna drive everybody bananas!

...or meloncholy

 

[Benfleet A1]

Having sucked my own d!ck only the other da........... Hold on, er I mean.......

 

[Medway Blue]

Having sucked my own d!ck only the other da........... Hold on, er I mean.......

NOW it all comes out. Dirty. :p I read once that Marilyn Manson could do that. Had a rib remved so he could bend over far enough to do it on stage. Wonder what flavour he uses...!

Banana flavour didn't go down to well with my missus...

 

[grayhound]

NOW it all comes out. Dirty. :p I read once that Marilyn Manson could do that. Had a rib remved so he could bend over far enough to do it on stage. Wonder what flavour he uses...!

Wouldnt suprise me the geezers a freak.

 

[Napster]

Excellent at raves.

Or using as a nightlight for some bedtime reading

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Or using as a nightlight for some bedtime reading

Flourescent tumescence... presumably for you to read a copy of D*ck Whittington....

:thump:

 

[South Bank Hank]

What i used to do if the girl had pi**ed me of was ask her to come and jump on me.

Then attach the luminous condom to the bed post ;)

That's great until the condom splits and you're paying child maintenance to Pinocchio for the rest of your working life!

 

[Crabby Shrimper]

I assume it's not these days, but wasnt luminous paint radioactive? Maybe it's just to enhance the contraceptive properties of the condom.