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  1. Ricky Otto

    Help me with my work xmas quiz so I can win some booze

    1st part of quiz is things associated with christmas: Examples Clue: Country Answer: Turkey Clue: Washing up liquid Answer: Fairy These are the clues I need answers for: Undercover Police Sphere sphere belongs to mrs rose P45s Main Tempo is behind you Bright...Northern...City...
  2. DTS

    "The liquid bomb plot."

    I would say over half my tv viewing in the course of a week (which is not much in fairness) must be on the documentry channel. Last night I watched a brilliant doc on the Islamic Terrorists that planned to blow up 9 planes between Britain and American in 2006. The basics were that the UK...
  3. Home Brewing

    Right I feel there may be a few experts on this topic on the Zone so thought I would try and get some opinions... I want to start doing a bit of home brewing, but I honestly have no idea where to start. I would ideally like to brew some pale ales to start off with but see how things go. As a...
  4. brigadista

    FAO all Ron Martin believers, apologists, apathists: why I shall be voting option 5..

    Posters on this forum such as mcnasty & pboreham have questioned what a protest against ron will achieve & questioned the commitment of those participating, whilst also taking enjoyment from lampooning poor jack in the process. I don't claim to have the right...
  5. Slipperduke

    The 39th Shame

    I've found an interesting anomaly on the official Premier League website. Now, admittedly I'm playing fast and loose with the definition of the word 'interesting', but stick with me on this. When you click 'contact us', instead of bringing up the address of the organisation, it gives you a...
  6. pringlejon

    Gers star hurt by exploding egg!

    Gers star hurt by exploding egg Broadfoot has been a regular for Rangers since signing from St Mirren Rangers defender Kirk Broadfoot was taken to hospital...
  7. canveyshrimper

    Pharmacology

    In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.For example, the trade name of Panadol also has a generic name of Paracetamol. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Nurofen is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful...
  8. canveyshrimper

    Harry's Nostalgia - York (Dec 92)

    Please forgive this old git a bit of self indulgence, but as this is my 10,000th post, and before I get back to working for a living, I decided I would do another away day article. For the purpose of this article I have chosen an away trip to York in December 1972. As ever my memory played...
  9. Miss Essex FM

    Hi all Don't know if anyone's interested but it was the final of Miss Essex FM last night at Basildon's Liquid & Envy nightclub. I was invited down so thought I'd share this report with you - not football related, but may make your Friday more bearable. Longpier report
  10. Mad Cyril

    Memory Lane Favourite Southend landmark - past or present.

    Apart from Southend Pier my favourite has to be the 'Liquid Ray' graffiti that was daubed on several walls in the town. "Liquid Ray just loves to spray" "Liquid Ray has gone away" "Liquid Ray is a grass" (possibly not eponymous) I also loved the "SPEED NOW" graffiti outside my alma mata...
  11. DTS

    Question Is is acceptable to bring a Dog into a banking hall.

    I am currently studying for my IFA exams. This basically means being stuck in a office of a high street bank for seven hours at a time. Having not worked in retail banking for about 8 years I am amazed by how standards of customers have slipped. Being in a sleepy sussex town I imagined it...
  12. Hector of the House

    Where we all drinking in Donny then?

    After much soul searching I am heading up the A1 middayish on Friday with ticket in pocket and beer on my mind. Once booked into the hotel I will be in need of a liquid high tea and would prefer to be doing this with fellow Shrimpers, Blues and drunks (B.A.G. I am looking at you) My question...
  13. DTS

    Dave's cooking corner -Week One.

    Right lads, Now MK Shrimper is back with his Mrs and with a number of you having dating related issues of late I have decided to pass on my skills as a master swordsmen onto you all. The key I think is to cook for your partner to be. In the new series Dave's cooking corner (Part one probably...
  14. Davros

    ONE TO START THE WEEKEND (Week 30) The best of....

    Ahh, the good old listeners poll... very simple... have a trawl back through the last 29 weeks of 12stw... and pick your favourite... the most requested will be played at 6pm... 1. Rozella - Everybodys Free 2. Haddaway - What is love 3. Baby D - Let me be your Fantasy 4. Black Box - Ride on...
  15. Interpol Shrimper

    Wrong Quiz Answers

    QUIZMANIA (ITV) Greg Scott: We're looking for an occupation beginning with 'T'. Contestant: Doctor. Scott: No, it's 'T'. 'T' for Tommy. 'T' for Tango. Contestant: Oh, right . . . (pause) .. . . Doctor. DANNY KELLY SHOW (RADIO WM) Kelly: Which French Mediterranean town hosts a famous film...
  16. C C Csiders

    Flavoured condoms

    One question: why? What is the point? The only conclusionI can draw is that it would give you, or your partner (hopefully your partner:eek: ) something to chew on once it has been used. I guess the nearest thing to this would be a Locket. You suck on the Locket until it is time to bite when the...
  17. Leeds match in doubt or they will struggle?

    The Inland Revenue have challenged Ken Bates deal for Leeds which will hold up any transfers for LU. In a worst case scenario they could go into liquidtion if situation not resolved.
  18. chadded

    S*it Story....

    If this was me, I think I'd be quite proud. Alas, it's taken from another messageboard: No personal experience of this since about the age of three...sorrryyy but I did see this story online.... Funniest damn thing that has ever happened to me. A couple of weeks ago we decided to...
  19. Drug Warning

    Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from...
  20. 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die

    Just heard about this book that was published late last year - some strange choices and (IMHO) some glaring ommisions. That said, I own 293 of these and have heard a further 108 giving me a respectable total of 401. To be honest, dying would be a favourable option to hearing most of the others...
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