French Footballer-themed films (contains PUNS)

[loz]

Surely the Motorcyle (Sada) N'Diaryes?

Or the Motorcycle Diarra's.
Tin Coupet
Lady and Deschamps

 

[* ORM *]

Have we exhausted the French yet - how about Dutch ?

Steve McQueen in Hullitt
The Hound of Van Bastenvilles
Evita - with Don't Cruyff for me Argentina

I've just realised sadly that as I very rarely watch the Premiership and missed the entire Euro 2008 I can't name any of the current Dutch squad ! I can't even remember the name of the former Man U striker.

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

I can't even remember the name of the former Man U striker.

No need to go all long in the face about it ORM !!!!!!

 

[Firestorm]

Have we exhausted the French yet - how about Dutch ?

Steve McQueen in Hullitt
The Hound of Van Bastenvilles
Evita - with Don't Cruyff for me Argentina

Bruce willis in the series of films

Rhyk Hard

 

[seany t]

I really have been spending too long on here recently.

I fell asleep last night and the words: "When Dugarry met Desailly" popped into my head.

Dutch now is it? I'll get thinking

 

[loz]

Kuyt in the Act
(Danny) Blind Date
Kluivertical Horizon
Robben Hood: Prince of Thieves
de Zeeuwlander
Overmars Attacks
Kees Rijvers Runs Through It

 

[C C Csiders]

Kuyt in the Act
(Danny) Blind Date
Kluivertical Horizon
Robben Hood: Prince of Thieves
de Zeeuwlander
Overmars Attacks
Kees Rijvers Runs Through It

I'd give you Johnny Rep, but I've got to spread it around.

 

[seany t]

Roy story
Cocu-oon
Babel
The Ooijer man
Brave van der Vaart
Woutersworld
Ruud, wheres my car?

 

[loz]

Roy story
Cocu-oon
Ruud, wheres my car?

quality...

De Jong and the Restless
Easy Sneijder

 

[loz]

Vaart Lies Beneath
and a variant- Dude, Van Der Sar?

 

[C C Csiders]

Venegoor of Hesselink the Bismarck

Jong Bloed

Koeman to America

Celine and Julie Go Boateng

 

[seany t]

quality...

De Jong and the Restless
Easy Sneijder

Easy Sneijder! Thats amazing... I'm trying to do something with Venegoor of Hesselink, but think that might be a bridge too far. I'm not allowed to rep you for that last one alas...

Dénis the Menace
Jol!
Boere-constricta
De Ridder of the lost van der Ark
De Koning the Barbarian

 

[seany t]

Arntz
Das Boots
Super Vries me
de Goey Polloi
Its van Wonderen life
Hans Venneker: Pet Detective
Zenden Warrior Princess

 

[loz]

The Blair Witschge Project
Dark Wouters
I Capture the Castelen
The Deer Huntelaar