Thorpe Groyney
Open your mind
PRESS RELEASE
Good morning,
As I'm sure you are aware, there's been fevered speculation (so the voices in my head keep telling me) about Ms. Thompson's future involvement in this competition.
As OBL's PR agent, I have also been made aware of the closure of the Live Chat thread. And also the closure of the 'Closure Of The Live Chat' thread. And also the closure of the 'Closure Of The Closure Of The Live Chat' thread.
We need closure on this issue.
In the midst of all this, doubts were cast over the gravitas accorded to this particular contest. After conferring with my daily horoscope, I have sadly come to the conclusion that my ongoing sponsorship of Ms. Thompson would put undue strain on my PR role for OBL.
I have therefore decided to withdraw Ms. Thompson from The Totty Cup 2010 forthwith.
Here is a picture of some fluffy kittens.
Thank you.
PRESS RELEASE ENDS.
Good morning,
As I'm sure you are aware, there's been fevered speculation (so the voices in my head keep telling me) about Ms. Thompson's future involvement in this competition.
As OBL's PR agent, I have also been made aware of the closure of the Live Chat thread. And also the closure of the 'Closure Of The Live Chat' thread. And also the closure of the 'Closure Of The Closure Of The Live Chat' thread.
We need closure on this issue.
In the midst of all this, doubts were cast over the gravitas accorded to this particular contest. After conferring with my daily horoscope, I have sadly come to the conclusion that my ongoing sponsorship of Ms. Thompson would put undue strain on my PR role for OBL.
I have therefore decided to withdraw Ms. Thompson from The Totty Cup 2010 forthwith.
Here is a picture of some fluffy kittens.
Thank you.

PRESS RELEASE ENDS.