Breaking News Group 4 Security Van spotted outside Southend Utd main reception

[The Eternal Optimist]

I think the war chest has arrived and Ron has been seen sporting his sheepskin coat and flat cap in anticipation of smashing the club record with a marquee signing that is more of a "jaw drop" or a "OMG Jesus F*cking H Christ no?" than a "wow".

Putting 2 and 2 together, I reckon Jonny Evans or Riyad Mahrez are on their way to the Essex Riviera?

Apart from this, it's very quiet at my care home this morning :winking:

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Apart from this, it's very quiet at my care home this morning :winking:

That's as may be, but I do think your dosage should be checked!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Probably there to return Ranger back to prison. Parked on a double yellow the *******. :angry:

 

[Blues4LifeDan]

Dont worry, it's just Michael Rickett's breakfast being delivered.

 

[Shrimperforlife]

Or they are picking up Frank Noubles fan mail ?

 

[danburyshrimper]

I think its Steve Bruce driving a van load of cash for Ron to take his lickle boy Alex

:omg: I know we are desperate for defenders but please God , not Alex Bruce :nope::nope::nope:

 

[SeaSideDoughnut]

I think its Steve Bruce driving a van load of cash for Ron to take his lickle boy Alex

:omg: I know we are desperate for defenders but please God , not Alex Bruce :nope::nope::nope:

I don't know. His played a good amount of football in the Championship including a majority of the games the season Hull were promoted to the Premier League...

I've got my boots ready incase I'm needed but surely Bruce on a short term deal wouldn't be a bad idea?

 

[onceknownasrab]

Transfer deadline day will with be as lively as Linda Lusardi (heyday) on an SZ Beano or as dead as Katey Price from the neck up. I suspect the latter. :sad:

 

[* ORM *]

Transfer deadline day will with be as lively as Linda Lusardi (heyday) on an SZ Beano or as dead as Katey Price from the neck up. I suspect the latter. :sad:

She's also pretty dead from the neck down to the stomach.