Question Is there going to be an end of season bash after Cheltenham ??

[EastStandBlue]

Post of the year.

Seconded...

 

[Dave of the Match]

Dave the match has more chance of becoming mod than the SZ has power, seemingly.

Nah, SZ has more power, try reading the graph more thoroughly! :doh:

 

[The Big Shrimp]

You're heading for a slap Saturday.

Beware Pubey, Ricey nearly had a very close call there & he would have known about it! ;)

 

[Pubey]

Seconded...

thirded! :clap:

 

[Irish_Shrimper]

thirded! :clap:

and fourthededededed.

I suggest taking the post season bbq on the road to Ireland. That way you can all take in a Limerick FC match, managed by ex-shrimper Pat Scully, and well, erm, retrace the steps that Irish Shrimper chap takes 6/7 times a season between Limerick and Southend.

I'll get the burgers in tomorrow morning at the ready.

 

[Benfleet A1]

Would they even GET to the wrong type of hands if I gave them to you two though?! Ok, that was carrot cake and chocolate cakes I think, which is easy enough, I just handed them over to the pub's manageress on the Friday last end of season - at Christmas, IIRC, Cricko took charge of them. Security therefore, was beyond my control.

Best not put me in charge of chocolate cake security as last time I tried robbing J at gunpoint for his delicious looking cake. Besides, I am afraid I will not be there due to other commitments. Wouldn't say no to choccy cake sent to my home though :slurp: OBL, kindly pm me with the offer.

 

[TrueBlue]

Look old blue treacle just be there BUT I want a decent showing then you can go to your Rock Grunge Metal is gay lovers aberdeen shagathon MKlove fest with ricey as a fake fire man at an airport that has one sodding plane a day with Hillary the teacher having to ask SZ questions when thats the teachers job to know and then you can enjoy a clique curry and bake a cake for all and tell the nice Indian bloke that its a cake to bring India and Pakistan together hand in hand over Kashmir to which point Scott Forbes turnes up and knocks one out over riceys head to which southend lady orders a king prawn kit kat all this will happen while ant and dec are doing stand up in the restarunt while Yemi Abiudun shows you all how he runs his KFC in Malta.

Then next day all the gay pictures will be up on GayBook and SZ and we will all be happy and gay together

YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

The End

Further to my 'Post of the year' I would like to add the following.....

Before the curry starts all the cool kids crew are in the spread that includes the metal is gay wannabe rock people but got bullied at school so self confidence is low so had to rebel and become alternative! I am so hard with my black eye liner you know!!!!!! RARRRR KERANG STYLE!!!!!! anyway so Old Blue Movie is down in the spread pre-hand giving out advice to everybodys problems and also a flyer to let you know that she has hired the civic center every wednesday morning for a surgery and coffee morning about any problems you may have! including relationship advice and the current tension between North Korea and the US but after the first session of this coffee morning Old Blue Lolly was left singing a Kim Jong Lee number 'IMMMMM SOOOOOO LONWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'

'NOBODY TAKE ME SERWIESLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'

Mean time back in Canewdon there is a rustling on the heath where a silly airport fireman has just jacked off over the bishops cat in the hunt for Scott 'look as me I am so ****ing good ricey loves me so I get a hard on' Forbes

You see people ricey had a cake with him baked fresh from old blue afro head it had, problem was there was no icing! so since Ricey was now firing blanks it was a quick phone call to frustrated HUTTON (The relationship expert).

So HUTTON turns up and ricey shouts old girlfriends names to HUTTON who then explodes with salty icing consequences!.......

The End!

To be continued?

 

[OldBlueLady]

Further to my 'Post of the year' I would like to add the following.....

Before the curry starts all the cool kids crew are in the spread that includes the metal is gay wannabe rock people but got bullied at school so self confidence is low so had to rebel and become alternative! I am so hard with my black eye liner you know!!!!!! RARRRR KERANG STYLE!!!!!! anyway so Old Blue Movie is down in the spread pre-hand giving out advice to everybodys problems and also a flyer to let you know that she has hired the civic center every wednesday morning for a surgery and coffee morning about any problems you may have! including relationship advice and the current tension between North Korea and the US but after the first session of this coffee morning Old Blue Lolly was left singing a Kim Jong Lee number 'IMMMMM SOOOOOO LONWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'

'NOBODY TAKE ME SERWIESLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'

Mean time back in Canewdon there is a rustling on the heath where a silly airport fireman has just jacked off over the bishops cat in the hunt for Scott 'look as me I am so ****ing good ricey loves me so I get a hard on' Forbes

You see people ricey had a cake with him baked fresh from old blue afro head it had, problem was there was no icing! so since Ricey was now firing blanks it was a quick phone call to frustrated HUTTON (The relationship expert).

So HUTTON turns up and ricey shouts old girlfriends names to HUTTON who then explodes with salty icing consequences!.......

The End!

To be continued?

:p You told me off for having had my hair cut - so no afro head any more!

 

[Southend_Lady]

Where can I get a king prawn kit kat - it sounds immense.

I will be at the Spread! Am sure Miss Westy will be too. Looking forward to a good drink up! Smiffy shall I bring the perfume?!

 

[Irish_Shrimper]

So is this going to be an annual end of season thing: Smiffy drinking perfume?

I vote yes.

 

[Yer Blues]

sorry, is there going to be any cake or not?

 

[Southend_Lady]

So is this going to be an annual end of season thing: Smiffy drinking perfume?

I vote yes.

That was the funniest moment for me at last years BBQ! His breath smelt of roses all night!

If we want to go for a curry after we need to move more swiftly than we did last year, by the time we decided to leave there was nothing open apart from Ali B's!!

 

[callan]

That was the funniest moment for me at last years BBQ! His breath smelt of roses all night!

If we want to go for a curry after we need to move more swiftly than we did last year, by the time we decided to leave there was nothing open apart from Ali B's!!

Will you be donating a BJ to the raffle again this year?

 

[Smiffy]

That was the funniest moment for me at last years BBQ! His breath smelt of roses all night!

If we want to go for a curry after we need to move more swiftly than we did last year, by the time we decided to leave there was nothing open apart from Ali B's!!

Haha, what can top that at this years event?

Cool, so your up for the ruby aswell Sam?

 

[MrB]

I am available for drinking. I'll probably be back in the Spread at about 4:30......

 

[TrueBlue]

I am available for drinking. I'll probably be back in the Spread at about 4:30......

I see ****ing my raffle money up the wall again!

 

[Perth Bambi]

Where can I get a king prawn kit kat - it sounds immense.

I will be at the Spread! Am sure Miss Westy will be too. Looking forward to a good drink up! Smiffy shall I bring the perfume?!

I believe Miss Westy may be getting married that day.

 

[The General]

I believe Miss Westy may be getting married that day.

Indeed i believe that the wedding is planned across the road at 3.30pm but Tinks wont be there as she would rather watch the Southend game. Im just gutted i cant make the big event!

 

[MrB]

Indeed i believe that the wedding is planned across the road at 3.30pm but Tinks wont be there as she would rather watch the Southend game. Im just gutted i cant make the big event!

Is there a boxing club over the road I don't know about then?

 

[chadded]

I won't be there because... (choose one)

a. I'm busy.
b. None of your business.
c. I've just wasted 5 minutes of my life reading this, when i could have cracked out 4and a half J Arthur's in that time, so i'm not going in protest until I get those 5 minutes back.
d. Because I went to grammar school. Therefore, I'm not arrogant, I'm just genuinely better than you, and wouldn't want to be seen with you.
e. Because I'm ginger.
f. All of the above.
g. What was I thinking?