I'm torn. I like Ken. He's the last rock'n'roll politician, but I think his finest point was when he said that corruption was inevitable in any administration that lasted beyond two terms.
However, Boris is a ****, pure and simple. He's tried to have journalists beaten up, he's managed to offend all of Liverpool, something I usually admire, but not an admirable trait for a city leader, he's notoriously useless at everything he does except writing, he's like a ****ing Richard Curtis character and he's a ****ing tory. If we let one back becuase he once rugby tackled a German, they'll all want to get back in.
Paddick's the weirdest gay guy I've ever seen. Everytime he speaks, you can hear the entire gay population of London reeling in disgust. How was he ever a copper? Prissy, grey, useless. Next time, I want one of the proper, predatory gays to get up on the soapbox, leer at a completely straight cameraman, make his speech with charm and personality and then veer off on a Champagne-fueled night of outrage in a trendy Soho nightspot. This, I am reliably informed, is what being gay is all about.
The rest are a ragtag bunch of racists, bigots and jingoistic throwbacks who don't seem to realise that the reason London has slowly evolved into the most fantastic, vibrant city on earth is because of the mishmash of cultures and peoples, and it didn't happen in spite of it.
I think I will have to vote Green, on account of the candidate being very fit indeed.