Can anyone beat my pal who upon drinking 3 pints of lager proceeds to talk to anything that isn't human , he has been known to talk to plants that are in pubs and also coat stands .
his favourite used to be bins when trying to get him home from clubs he would just stop and talk to them , quality stuff as he always has us in fits , but this year he outdone even what i thought he would be capable off.
Whilst at the Darts he was walking out off Ally Pally and got chatting to the great big xmas tree they have in the lobby area, now no one knows what really happened , some say he was pushed but others say he went in for a chrimbo kiss ........anyway all that was heard was a almighty scream and then the 30 ft tree was on its side , knocked over with my pal under neath it right entangled in the lights etc .
It took the bouncers at least 5 minutes to free him and they was none too happy but gave him some pity as he had split his eye open upon impact , now he is the most gentle fella you'll come acroos but his bosses must think he's a loon as due to his rambling to static objects he has now broke his hand and cut his right eye for Christmas .
He is now in Thailand , so god knows what he's gonna get up to as i don't think the aisians take kind to folk trying to chat up their sacred statues , so fingers crossed he arrives home in 1 piece. bless him
his favourite used to be bins when trying to get him home from clubs he would just stop and talk to them , quality stuff as he always has us in fits , but this year he outdone even what i thought he would be capable off.
Whilst at the Darts he was walking out off Ally Pally and got chatting to the great big xmas tree they have in the lobby area, now no one knows what really happened , some say he was pushed but others say he went in for a chrimbo kiss ........anyway all that was heard was a almighty scream and then the 30 ft tree was on its side , knocked over with my pal under neath it right entangled in the lights etc .
It took the bouncers at least 5 minutes to free him and they was none too happy but gave him some pity as he had split his eye open upon impact , now he is the most gentle fella you'll come acroos but his bosses must think he's a loon as due to his rambling to static objects he has now broke his hand and cut his right eye for Christmas .
He is now in Thailand , so god knows what he's gonna get up to as i don't think the aisians take kind to folk trying to chat up their sacred statues , so fingers crossed he arrives home in 1 piece. bless him
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