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  1. rootshall rambler

    About time too !

    Well, I've arrived in the zone at long last ! I am a mature gentleman of a "certain age", and thanks to big bruv and Dad, have been a Shrimpers man all my life.......though I'm ashamed to admit that I live near Gillingham !!! (yuuuggh !) Still, I can proudly claim some heritage, as my family...
  2. RHB

    Bacon, Sausages and burgers are bad for you!!

    I'm not a great lover of burgers but the latest WHO report on health risks puts two of my favourites right up there on the 'no no' list. I shall not be refraining from sausages and bacon, but is nothing sacred in the dietary world these days? Obviously this could have a serious impact on South...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. South Bank Hank

    Sacred

    Real opportunity for Big Bad Bazza to prove himself as the second coming tonight. Get those crosses in and he'll show us we can atone for the sins of those dropped points at home. All those years we spent in the wilderness, all those years BC. He can walk on water as far as I'm concerned. In...
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    • blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division ian benjamin league two npower football league rate real football roots hall sacred second coming shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. duncan bulgaria

    New meaning to tree hugger

    Can anyone beat my pal who upon drinking 3 pints of lager proceeds to talk to anything that isn't human , he has been known to talk to plants that are in pubs and also coat stands . his favourite used to be bins when trying to get him home from clubs he would just stop and talk to them ...
    • duncan bulgaria
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    • ands arrives fingers folk kiss proceeds sacred tangled thailand
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Yorkshire Blue

    The Olympics

    I went along this afternoon to see the Olympic Flame pass through our nation's fine capital. I for one, am excited about the prospect of the Olympics coming to Britain in 4 years time. For me there is something special about the Olympics going all the way back to its roots in Ancient Greece...
    • Yorkshire Blue
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    • Replies: 26
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. Jcr

    Before I am told this should be in Ex-Shrimpers, let me explain. JCR was quite often the best player on the park when he wore the sacred Blue, and it was a shame to see him go. However, we seem to be a much better team without him. I don't think he was a massively selfish player, though he...
    • Bentley's Absurd Gait
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    • ead qui sacred selfish wore
    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. TrueBlue

    Metal Monday Pt. 17

    Born in Bremen, Germany, Hanson Jobb and Udo Von DüYü have made good on their sacred pledge to "conquer the world, one bath house at a time." But PINK STËËL's rightful place in the great book of Gay Heavy Metal has been 20 years in the making. "These guys are the gay Id, flooding the world with...
    • TrueBlue
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    • bath flooding ful hanson lover metal natives parts rock sacred spread steel swim walls
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Slipperduke

    England Pass Test...Eventually

    They call Fabio Capello, ‘the hardman of Italian football’ and on Thursday morning he showed us all why. The iconoclastic boss had already demonstrated that there are no longer grazing rights here for sacred cows by refusing to give David Beckham a mercy-cap, but he went on to shatter egos and...
    • Slipperduke
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    • bentley cantona cos cows deliveries discover foo formations fro gene hanks humiliation illusions occasions powers sacred snubbed superb supplements test walton worthy
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  9. Winkle

    Could you live without your tallywacker?

    Had a good discussion tonight (apart from us being robbed) about things you could do without in life. I started it off with the usual, tv, ipod ,sky +, mobile phone and although I would find it hard at first, after a while I am sure I could ajust. My mate said what about an arm or a leg what...

  10. The Transfer Window Rules

    Just to remind you of the Rules, Ladies and Gents:
    • A Century United
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    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  11. Slipperduke

    Capello - Will He Be Allowed To Win?

    Judging by the amount of hastily cobbled together puns on Fabio Capello's name in this morning's British tabloids, it now seems certain that the former Real Madrid boss will be named as the new England manager by the time you read this. Either that, or the Football Association's press officer...
    • Slipperduke
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    • afterwards ands blueprint convince didn divine exactly foo hasn importance ish league money nicely officer photographers presenters publicly sacred stated taylor vince wallet wish
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  12. I wish I'd never heard of Steve Tilson

    If I'd never heard of Steve Tilson, I wouldn't have had to waste my money going to Cardiff three times. I wouldn't have had to watch them play at the Millenium Stadium for over 5 hours before the rubbish he calls a team scored. I wouldn't have been abused by Carlisle fans when we beat them...
  13. Bielzibubz

    Ones right to die....

    After just seeing the Channel 4 news with a segment about a young 30 year old woman with a severe terminal illness and the start of her legal battle in the courts to grant her the legal right for doctors to give her the right to die with dignity I wanted to get others views on this very...
    • Bielzibubz
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    • bbc condition deaths discussed doctors gran pain sacred sensitive severe terminal wish
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. DTS

    Steve Tilson

    Anyone watching him on Sunday. Anyone got an idea if he will be running in the sacred Blue shirt.
  15. Matt the Shrimp

    One for Seth

    An anonymous letter, quite amusing... Matt = = = = = = = = = <span style='color:blue'>Dear Red States We&#39;re ticked off at the way you&#39;ve treated California, and we&#39;ve decided we&#39;re leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we&#39;re taking the other Blue States with...
    • Matt the Shrimp
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    • anonymous beaches briefly california capital coalition cos deaths dinners especially eva ford hollywood includes industry lefties lettuce microsoft mit qui rate rea resources sacred schools texas unknown washing washington wish
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. The Artful Shrimper

    Southend CD

    ...Currently compiling a CD of Southend~of sorts~ stuff to play in the car on the way to the Sacred Temple on Saturdays/Friday Nights   so far.... 1/ Blue~ Alison Moyet 2/ Parklife~Blur (yes wrong side of Essex :-( ) 3/ I'm Blue~ Eiffel 65 4/ Zombie Nation~ KernKraft 5/ One Setp...
  17. sufcintheprem

    Is this a joke??

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/swansea_city/3714523.stm Is nothing in this world sacred. Swansea&#39;ll get hammered by Juventus&#39; frustratingly tricky youngsters.
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