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New Season's Resolutions

BluesMike61

Youth Team
Joined
Sep 12, 2008
Messages
206
Location
Benfleet
What resolutions should the players,management and chairman be making for the new season?

I will start the ball rolling with:-

Macca - " I promise not to argue with the ref!"
 

turkishm

Director
Joined
Feb 2, 2007
Messages
2,878
Location
Turkey
The defence,whoever that turns out to be, i promise that marking will happen this season.
 

GBJ

The Font of all Knowledge from Russia⭐
Staff member
Joined
Nov 2, 2008
Messages
12,198
Location
Grays
Macca - " i promise to crunch Bailey when he returns"
 

NZamba Legend

Deep-lying playmaker ⭐
Joined
Jan 29, 2007
Messages
4,320
Location
Le Mellotron
Ron- 'I will give Tilly funds for two centre halves, a left back, a left winger/ midfielder and a pacy striker'
 

Mad Cyril

Proud sponsor of Mark Molesley's white trainers⭐
Joined
Oct 29, 2003
Messages
18,237
Location
Flavour country
I'd like to see one of our players have a high profile relationship with a pop star or page three model.
 

DTS

The Business
Joined
Oct 25, 2003
Messages
16,173
Location
In a world of my own.
Sankofa " I promise not to be as ****ing abysmal as I was last season. I promise to try and pass the ball forwards rather than backwards at every chance. I promise to at least attempt to do something decent during each 90 mins that I play. I promise to stop breaking down flowing moves by treading on the ball. I promise not to do a fantastic leap in the air only for the ball to tamely bounce off my head and got about 5 yards. I promise not to get ripped to shreads by every winger that runs at me".

Is that what your looking for.
 

shaneyshrimper

First XI
Joined
Jan 2, 2008
Messages
370
Location
Eastwood
The team- I promise to have ambition and try every game to win and kick ***. Not moan and winge about how good other teams are? I think they call it belief!!!
 

Sammy The Shrimp

Youth Team
Joined
May 8, 2008
Messages
182
Location
Roots Hall
Sankofa " I promise not to be as ****ing abysmal as I was last season. I promise to try and pass the ball forwards rather than backwards at every chance. I promise to at least attempt to do something decent during each 90 mins that I play. I promise to stop breaking down flowing moves by treading on the ball. I promise not to do a fantastic leap in the air only for the ball to tamely bounce off my head and got about 5 yards. I promise not to get ripped to shreads by every winger that runs at me".

Is that what your looking for.

I get the impression dave you dont like Sankofa.
 
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