Odd places you've fallen asleep

[davewebbsbrain]

My Bro-in-Law fell asleep in a McDonalds doorway once, was about 3am and he was drunk

 

[Billy Bests boot laces]

Have been woken up in the sidings at Southend Victoria and Shoeburyness.

 

[MrB]

Fell asleep on the floor in Amsterdam train station on a stag do and was woken up by a guy on a floor cleaner just sort of driving into me to try and move me out of the way.

Also fell asleep in the toilet at Butlins when I was 16 (and smashed), the whole place was locked up when I came to and I had to find a cleaner to let me out.

 

[ian_the_girth]

a mate of mine passed out in the disabled toilet at KFC southend high street after celebrating his a-level results. the rest of us were too drunk to notice he had disappeared and continued with our bar crawl. 4 hours later he turned up at tots with a new shirt & trousers on. turns out the staff found him unconscious, called an ambulance, and he went to A&E. stomach pumped, taxi home, change of clothes & made his way back into town. legend :thumbsup:

 

[Shrimper2thecore]

I can sleep virtually anywhere, but never anywhere as odd as those above. Mate of mine falls asleep standing up in clubs quite often.

 

[Blue_Wes]

I've missed my stop a number of times on the commute home after a few bevvies, waking up at Southend, and getting a cab back to Rayleigh from Southend. Equally, when exiled in Surrey, I used to miss my stop (Egham) and end up cabbing or if really brave* ringing the ex for a lift from Ascot.

One of my best though was when I had a second job in the evenings. I had a 7-finish shift on a Saturday, enough time for me to head to Roots Hall and have a quick couple of pints afterwards. Quick couple turned into a few, added on to those I'd had before the game and half time; I was in no position to work. Undeterred I decided to soldier into work regardless, convinced that some chips and a can of cream soda would sober me up. Needless to say I awoke at Liverpool Street station sporting a half portion of cold chips an hour after my shift had started, with a dozen missed calls from my boss and ex (Not the same one) who also worked at the same place, and the proud owner of several disapproving glares. Bizarrely I still managed to keep that job for a few more months (a little bit longer than the girlfriend) as I claimed the toll of working and commuting to London in the day and working the evenings had taken it's toll and I just needed a break.


*drunk