Jonesy tap-in
Youth Team
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Day of the ldv final, pre-match, nicky nicolau, 'uncynical oik' that he is, is confident of southend's chances, especially with adam barrett, master of the 'tame drab art' of defending and spencer prior, 'i prep corners', as solid as ever. Steve Tilson 'is steel on tv' in the build-up, praising, among others, his ever-present 'part erect elf', car pettefer.
As the final whistle goes, Southend have romped to victory. After giving wrexham a drubbing, everyone's talking about freddy eastwood's 'day of worst deed', having 'added forty woes' to the welshmen's cause. And as the crowd sing "there's only one stevie tilson", 'this overintense steel loony' lifts the trophy aloft as he does his lap of honour, and the mighty shrimpers 'greet impish ryhthms' banged out by the travelling blue army.
Mark Bentley, left on his own, wonders "why does no-one like 'my elk banter' ".
I really need to get a job...
As the final whistle goes, Southend have romped to victory. After giving wrexham a drubbing, everyone's talking about freddy eastwood's 'day of worst deed', having 'added forty woes' to the welshmen's cause. And as the crowd sing "there's only one stevie tilson", 'this overintense steel loony' lifts the trophy aloft as he does his lap of honour, and the mighty shrimpers 'greet impish ryhthms' banged out by the travelling blue army.
Mark Bentley, left on his own, wonders "why does no-one like 'my elk banter' ".
I really need to get a job...