Round 1 - BEYONCE KNOWLES v Maggie Gyllenhaal

[South Bank Hank]

SZ Totty Cup
Round 1 Action
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REMEMBER! Your vote is important - don't give it up too early.

In Round 1 of the competition, Beyonce Knowles (sponsored by Numphgirl) is paired with Maggie Gyllenhaal (sponsored by Pubey).

Post your pictures, arguments, support and loathing. If both contenders are evenly matched, let your vote be swayed by the evidence at hand.

Only place your vote when you are certain.

In the (unlikely?) event of a draw, the final decision will fall to the Owners who will base their decision solely on the evidence available in the thread.

Start your engines.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Beyonce Knowles

Maggie Gyllenhaal

 

[Napster]

Easy. Beyonce every time.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Rather an unfair picture of Ms Gyllenhaal!

 

[Ricey]

Is there a better picture of that Maggie because I tell you what that looks awful!!

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Rather an unfair picture of Ms Gyllenhaal!

Even so mate....this is a no brainier really

 

[Uncle Leo]

This has to be a landslide

 

[MK Shrimper]

Is it? Is it really?

You know I tried to find some other pictures and came unstuck! Sorry Pubes!

 

[number11]

Im pretty sure for every decent pic of Maggie, there are at least 10 for Beyonce. Not only is she extremely fit, but Beyonce never seems to give off that Diva attitude and seems pretty down to earth. And Ive never seen Maggie do that dancing thing with her backside....

 

[South Bank Hank]

Im pretty sure for every decent pic of Maggie, there are at least 10 for Beyonce. Not only is she extremely fit, but Beyonce never seems to give off that Diva attitude and seems pretty down to earth. And Ive never seen Maggie do that dancing thing with her backside....

I've also never heard Maggie go "uh-oooh uh-oooh - uh-oh oh no no" really, really quickly. It's an important skill.

 

[Uncle Leo]

I nominated Beyoncé last year but she went out in the first round; shocking. Declined to put the Welham curse on her this year (my picks always do **** in these comps) and am expecting a good run from La Knowles.

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

Miss Gyllenhaal all the way!

 

[DTS]

I dont find black women attractive so gone for the unkown woman who is rough as ****.

 

[The Flying Scotsman]

This helped me with my choice

 

[DTS]

This helped me with my choice

She looks like Olive from on the buses. Cant believe I voted for this pig.

 

[Slipperduke]

I like Maggie, she's kooky, but this is the Totty Cup and she's so far out of her depth here, it's untrue.

Beyonce is one of the most beautful women in existence today. She's got boobs, she's got bum, she's got legs and a face that could stop time itself. This should be an absolute walkover.

 

[The Flying Scotsman]

I feel too many people are voting too early ( about 12 to be accurate)

 

[Southern pImp]

Blessed Maggie. Fell for her in Stranger Than Fiction and she wins this round. Despite the film not being all that fantastic.

 

[South Bank Hank]

Blessed Maggie. Fell for her in Stranger Than Fiction and she wins this round. Despite the film not being all that fantastic.

Welcome to the board Southern pImp.
Good to see you posting where the action is.

 

[Numphgirl]

Beyoncé Knowles…..

WOW, if I was a bloke I so would!!

I feel that Beyoncé will not even have to get out of first gear in this round but still wanted to say a little something about Miss Knowles

Not only is Beyoncé drop dead gorgeous with a stunning body but she has sold more than 75 million albums throughout her career, counting her album sales with Destiny's Child.

She was the second highest paid musician between June 2007 and June 2008, with earnings of US$80 million.

In 2007, Beyoncé was featured on the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, the first non-model and non-athlete woman to pose on the issue and the second African American model after Tyra Banks

But lets be honest guys…..the above is not what you are interested in,

This is what you are interested in!!

http://www.foxnews.com/images/262299/0_21_021307_Beyonce_SportsIllust.jpg