Round 1 - Salma Hayek v KELLY BROOK

[South Bank Hank]

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REMEMBER! Your vote is important - don't give it up too early.

In Round 1 of the competition, Salma Hayek (sponsored by Jonny O) is paired with Kelly Brook (sponsored by ToEllandBack).

Post your pictures, arguments, support and loathing. If both contenders are evenly matched, let your vote be swayed by the evidence at hand.

Only place your vote when you are certain.

In the (unlikely?) event of a draw, the final decision will fall to the Owners who will base their decision solely on the evidence available in the thread.

Start your engines.

 

[Firestorm]

Hayek

Brook

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

Salma Hayek: The Pitch
This mexican hottie ‘racks’ up impressive 36-24-38 stats, proving she has curves in all the right places. Famous for her acting & producing skills she’s rated as the 4th most powerful Latina in movietown, and her top shelf is ranked in the top 3 in Hollywood. Hell she can pour tequila down her leg into you mouth! Just vote for her damn it!

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

I feel the need for some Kelly pics to even things up.

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

And some video's...

Ugly Betty
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7fAm0o3KDs0
Campari Advert
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vvkWpqSvmaM&feature=related
Asking God for Breasts?!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ToQQorOYDy4&feature=related

 

[MK Shrimper]

Both absolutely luvverly, but Kelly wins it for me.

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

Right. That's it, i'm off to take down the pictures
of Denise Milani I put up for you. Boo to you sir!

I thought I was in for a mauling today against Miss Brook,
but this is just silly (as is the page width - post down not
across AS!).

Vote for the Exotic Temptress!!!

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Right. That's it, i'm off to take down the pictures
of Denise Milani I put up for you. Boo to you sir!

I thought I was in for a mauling today against Miss Brook,
but this is just silly (as is the page width - post down not
across AS!).

Vote for the Exotic Temptress!!!

Why are you away to take the pics down??

The pics resize if you go back in to the pub then back in to the thread.

I do post down BTW

 

[Einstein]

Why are you away to take the pics down??

The pics resize if you go back in to the pub then back in to the thread.

I do post down BTW

Why don't you press enter in between each of the pics you put up?!

It makes the threads barely readable!

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Why don't you press enter in between each of the pics you put up?!

It makes the threads barely readable!

I will do but they all appear fine on my page.....they resize them selves and all fit on a normal size page.

 

[canveyshrimper]

Come on chaps more photos please for this wavering voter.

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

I'm going to save my slagging off of Brook for a closer round...

 

[DTS]

Hard to call as two of my most disliked posters go head to head. Got to go for Brook having seen her in her full glory in the fil three ut feel sorry for the mexican wonder with a set like that.

 

[toellandback]

Hard to call as two of my most disliked posters go head to head. Got to go for Brook having seen her in her full glory in the fil three ut feel sorry for the mexican wonder with a set like that.

Awww, i love you too

Not hatred is too big to be put aside for Kelly

 

[Slipperduke]

God, I really don't know. Hayek is winning it on pictures so far, but at the risk of coining a new catchphrase, look at them! Just look at them!

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

Hard to call as two of my most disliked posters go head to head. Got to go for Brook having seen her in her full glory in the fil three ut feel sorry for the mexican wonder with a set like that.

Oh well, it's better to make a negative impression than no impression whatsoever.

Awww, i love you too

Not hatred is too big to be put aside for Kelly

Well I've taken down the avatar & signature, as this contest is obviously over. Knew i was in for a tough round when Salma was drawn against Kelly, well done toellandback, I'm sure i'll be voting for Kelly in future rounds. There are no losers when there are two racks like that in a thread!

But for now I'll go out in a blaze of glory...

 

[toellandback]

Cheers mate, you would have had my vote in any other contest.

Three cheers for the jugs

:clap: :clap: :clap:

 

[BrettieAngell]

Hayek purely because of From Dusk Til Dawn, shame it doesn't make any difference!

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

Hayek purely because of From Dusk Til Dawn, shame it doesn't make any difference!

You Sir, are a gent of rare taste & distinction, just for you...

 

[BrettieAngell]

You Sir, are a gent of rare taste & distinction, just for you...

Cheers mate! That whole scene makes me go weak at the knees!