Sexting.

[DTS]

There was a big story on GMTV this morning or whatever its called. Basically some fat 16 year old bird had Sext someone and they shared it on a website and thousands of people saw. Woooo.......

For the old farts amongst you this is taking a picture of yourself in a naughty position etc and sending it to a potential suitor.

So come on then have you done it. Recieved it etc?

Personally cant be sure but dont think I have ever done it. For those of you that knew me in my single/more funny days I had recieved a few in my time.

I would add that I didnt really show anyone unless they were total randoms so I dont feel bad. If I was seeing the person then I clearly didnt show it.

My most embarrasing moment ever came when I gave DoDtS my old phone as his was dead at Crewe away and he managed to find my "libary" by accident. Lucky for me he didnt really seem to understand how he did and I quickly removed the evidence.

PS - If your reading this and have sent me a Sext then I havent shown it round I promise.

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[MK Shrimper]

There was a big story on GMTV this morning or whatever its called. Basically some fat 16 year old bird had Sext someone and they shared it on a website and thousands of people saw. Woooo.......

For the old farts amongst you this is taking a picture of yourself in a naughty position etc and sending it to a potential suitor.

So come on then have you done it. Recieved it etc?

Personally cant be sure but dont think I have ever done it. For those of you that knew me in my single days I had recieved a few in my time.

I would add that I didnt really show anyone unless they were total randoms so I dont feel bad. If I was seeing the person then I clearly didnt show it.

My most embarrasing moment ever came when I gave DoDtS my old phone as his was dead at Crewe away and he managed to find my "libary" by accident. Lucky for me he didnt really seem to understand how he did and I quickly removed the evidence.

PS - If your reading this and have sent me a Sext then I havent shown it round I promise.

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Seeing as 99% of ShrimperZoner's are male, thank **** for that eh?

 

[DTS]

Seeing as 99% of ShrimperZoner's are male, thank **** for that eh?

Didnt want OBL to have a melt down.

 

[Pubey]

When I went to uni it was at the time when MMS and bluetooth videos were good. so much got passed around from phone to phone in lectures I never partook in sending any. received a couple of boob pics but nothing more really. had to delete when started getting serious with the missus

 

[DTS]

When I went to uni it was at the time when MMS and bluetooth videos were good. so much got passed around from phone to phone in lectures I never partook in sending any. received a couple of boob pics but nothing more really. had to delete when started getting serious with the missus

Its ok Jon I am not looking to start criminal proceddings :hilarious:

 

[Dick Bate's Protege]

I see sext swapping as the natural progression for a sticker album enthusiast. From Panini to Punany.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Sexting just strikes me as an unfeasibly bad idea. Once stuff is in cyberspace, it's sort of there pretty much permanently.

Sending a pic of your schlong to your beloved, aged 20, might seem like a good idea at the time. Aged 40, when an embittered ex sends that picture to everyone in your company, I suspect you might come to regret making an electronic image of your old chap.

Never put anything in an email or a text message (whether written or photographed) that you wouldn't be prepared to see on the front page of the News of the World.

Perhaps that's boring of me, but there you go. After all, as the Claire Swire emails showed - even if you and your beloved appear to love each other, you cannot legislate for your other half being a monumental idiot with something which, unquestionably, you would not want the world and its wife to see...

 

[DTS]

Sexting just strikes me as an unfeasibly bad idea. Once stuff is in cyberspace, it's sort of there pretty much permanently.

Sending a pic of your schlong to your beloved, aged 20, might seem like a good idea at the time. Aged 40, when an embittered ex sends that picture to everyone in your company, I suspect you might come to regret making an electronic image of your old chap.

Never put anything in an email or a text message (whether written or photographed) that you wouldn't be prepared to see on the front page of the News of the World.

Perhaps that's boring of me, but there you go. After all, as the Claire Swire emails showed - even if you and your beloved appear to love each other, you cannot legislate for your other half being a monumental idiot with something which, unquestionably, you would not want the world and its wife to see...

So just to clariy if that French new reader bird who's name escapes me met you at one of your royal functions and offered via text to show you hers in return for a snap of the meat and two veg you would say no? :thumbdown:

 

[Dick Bate's Protege]

Sexting just strikes me as an unfeasibly bad idea. Once stuff is in cyberspace, it's sort of there pretty much permanently.

Sending a pic of your schlong to your beloved, aged 20, might seem like a good idea at the time. Aged 40, when an embittered ex sends that picture to everyone in your company, I suspect you might come to regret making an electronic image of your old chap.

Never put anything in an email or a text message (whether written or photographed) that you wouldn't be prepared to see on the front page of the News of the World.

Perhaps that's boring of me, but there you go. After all, as the Claire Swire emails showed - even if you and your beloved appear to love each other, you cannot legislate for your other half being a monumental idiot with something which, unquestionably, you would not want the world and its wife to see...

Depends what sort of form you're packing of course, if you're a single 40 year old hung like a shire horse, then the joke would be on the ex.

 

[bucket&spade.f.c]

There was a big story on GMTV this morning or whatever its called. Basically some fat 16 year old bird had Sext someone and they shared it on a website and thousands of people saw. Woooo.......

For the old farts amongst you this is taking a picture of yourself in a naughty position etc and sending it to a potential suitor.

So come on then have you done it. Recieved it etc?

Personally cant be sure but dont think I have ever done it. For those of you that knew me in my single/more funny days I had recieved a few in my time.

I would add that I didnt really show anyone unless they were total randoms so I dont feel bad. If I was seeing the person then I clearly didnt show it.

My most embarrasing moment ever came when I gave DoDtS my old phone as his was dead at Crewe away and he managed to find my "libary" by accident. Lucky for me he didnt really seem to understand how he did and I quickly removed the evidence.

PS - If your reading this and have sent me a Sext then I havent shown it round I promise.

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Well seeing as this is all out in the open and am sure most will know who your talking ( well i do) how about you share this (though if it is the same person Iv seen them) ;)

But to keep on topic yes I have had many sent to me in my time and pretty sure Iv returned a few hahaha ( in my younger days)

 

[DTS]

Well seeing as this is all out in the open and am sure most will know who your talking ( well i do) how about you share this (though if it is the same person Iv seen them) ;)

But to keep on topic yes I have had many sent to me in my time and pretty sure Iv returned a few hahaha ( in my younger days)

As I said in my email I wouldnt share someone I was kind of seeing etc. Plus I dont think everyone did know.

PS - Plus I have deleted the libary many moons ago. Should have made a back up really :nope:

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

So just to clariy if that French new reader bird who's name escapes me met you at one of your royal functions and offered via text to show you hers in return for a snap of the meat and two veg you would say no? :thumbdown:

Yup. If I were single, then I'd attempt to get her to show me hers in the flesh, rather than via phone!

She's called Melissa Theuriau, out of interest...

;)

 

[MK Shrimper]

So just to clariy if that French new reader bird who's name escapes me met you at one of your royal functions and offered via text to show you hers in return for a snap of the meat and two veg you would say no? :thumbdown:

And they say romance is dead.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Depends what sort of form you're packing of course, if you're a single 40 year old hung like a shire horse, then the joke would be on the ex.

And this man is your boss...

 

[Pubey]

Bilel Mohsni once sent a sext, it caused the baby boom

 

[Dick Bate's Protege]

In for a penny, in for a pound.

 

[pickledseal]

The real danger is with school kids doing it. Many very naive young girls think they are just sending a picture to their 14/15 year old boyfriend who says he loves them.
Bad times.

BBC covers more of this angle - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12385159

 

[Swiss Tony]

Depends what sort of form you're packing of course, if you're a single 40 year old hung like a mouse, then the joke would be on the ex.

Thats where i come in.

 

[Cricko]

Thats where i come in.

Dick Bate's Protege
Depends what sort of form you're packing of course, if you're a single 40 year old hung like a mouse, then the joke would be on the ex.

I didn't realise being hung like a mouse was something to brag about........:dim:

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

In for a penny, in for a pound.

Is that how much the good pics cost then:smile:

The real danger is with school kids doing it. Many very naive young girls think they are just sending a picture to their 14/15 year old boyfriend who says he loves them.
Bad times.

BBC covers more of this angle - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12385159

Some 70% of those who have received an explicit text or e-mail said they knew the sender.

WTF - 30% are receiving explicit stuff from complete strangers?