(Small) things you would ban

[Target man]

White vans driving up your backside ....

That squeaky female commentator on match of the day.

 

[Massimo Giovanni]

White vans driving up your backside ....

That squeaky female commentator on match of the day.

Defoe is, imo, the worse M of D pundit. He is incapable of saying a sentance without " you know" in it at least twice. I have neither seen or heard anything from him which adds anything of value to knowledge of anything.

 

[Ricky Otto]

I would ban dog owners that don't pick up their dogs **** from owning dogs

 

[Mad Cyril]

I would ban dog owners that don't pick up their dogs **** from owning dogs

It is quite disgusting. Two Tree island is a prime example of where low quality people walk their dogs.

 

[mattytheshrimper]

Still, i got a new bike out of it, so it was worth it in the end.

I can confirm that he didn't get a new bike out of it. He got nothing.

 

[nick12]

And Deliveroo or Just Eat bike riders who don't use lights at night and assume all us car drivers have night vision

 

[RHB]

In a thread of this nature it would be rude not to include the prepubescent match commentator of Maidenhead fame. Nuff said.

 

[SARF]

Midgets

 

[RHB]

Midgets

Sisist alert.

 

[Massimo Giovanni]

Nicola Sturgeon, but it seems that has happened already

 

[Floval Flyer]

The One Show

 

[Floval Flyer]

I would ban dog owners that don't pick up their dogs **** from owning dogs

Worst still is the ones who bag it and leave it on grass verges, also seen people hanging poop-bags from a tree branch in Belfairs Woods. WTAF

 

[Floval Flyer]

Early morning / late night shopping deliveries. (In fact all food shop deliveries - except for the elderly or infirm)

 

[Target man]

10 items or less queues ..... make it 3. In and out!

 

[BoyWonder2]

People who film on dance floors with their mobile phone.

You may think it’s amazing, but when others see it on your social media, it looks ****ing dreadful.

Also, people singing at concerts. My two sister in laws went and saw Beyoncé at the Spurs stadium and sent loads of videos in their group chat. All I can hear is about 60,000 cats being murdered and nothing of Beyoncé.

 

[Rob Noxious]

People who film on dance floors with their mobile phone.

You may think it’s amazing, but when others see it on your social media, it looks ****ing dreadful.

Also, people signing at concerts. My two sister in laws went and saw Beyoncé at the Spurs stadium and sent loads of videos in their group chat. All I can hear is about 60,000 cats being murdered and nothing of Beyoncé.

This reminds me of when a mate of mine saw a totally deaf bloke he knew at a gig and asked him about his enjoyment of it. He told him he could feel the beat pulsating via the floor.

 

[RHB]

People who film on dance floors with their mobile phone.

You may think it’s amazing, but when others see it on your social media, it looks ****ing dreadful.

Also, people signing at concerts. My two sister in laws went and saw Beyoncé at the Spurs stadium and sent loads of videos in their group chat. All I can hear is about 60,000 cats being murdered and nothing of Beyoncé.

Truthfully, in my view, there ain't much difference between the two.

 

[Target man]

Always bugs me when a club team win a trophy and the entire team wear their nations flag to collect the trophy. They are paid by and representing the club so should be draped in club scalves, hats ect like they used to be. Real Madrid did it once then everyone copied! If a team wins the world cup, do the players wear club flags?? No!!

It's just a little thing and proves I'm getting old and miserable lol... but it annoys me!

 

[Massimo Giovanni]

It would not surprise me if they are contracted to do so by TV companies in the idea of promoting viewing and sales in those diverse countries.
Gazza at Lazio stuff? Except iirc they didn't win anything.

 

[BALDY]

People who film on dance floors with their mobile phone.

You may think it’s amazing, but when others see it on your social media, it looks ****ing dreadful.

Also, people signing at concerts. My two sister in laws went and saw Beyoncé at the Spurs stadium and sent loads of videos in their group chat. All I can hear is about 60,000 cats being murdered and nothing of Beyoncé.

Wow they were singing songs in sign language---wow what a gig.