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Rayleigh boy

Director⭐
Joined
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Mr Ranger seems to have been breathalysed ... maybe it's an old joke or something?

It seems to have taken 4 officers to do this ... instagram

And Mr Cox seems to be selecting the team for Saturday when he congratulates
MAF and asks for "more of the same on Saturday"

Also see Mr Maclaughlin chancing his arm in London to see some
band called the Coronas ..who?

Any more insights into the wonderful world of our footballing
superstars might keep this sad old @uck amused for 30 seconds
 

danburyshrimper

Manager
Joined
Sep 25, 2008
Messages
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I can see it now ...... 2 minutes to go on Saturday , Ranger comes off the bench and bangs in the winner in front of the South bank . Queue Wordsworth nicking a Policemans hat and running over to Ranger wagging his finger. Nile produces a clear plastic bag from inside his sock , blows in it then gets bundled by the rest of the squad .

Knowing our luck Wordsworth then gets arrested for impersonating a copper , Ref sends Nile off for excessive celebration and Ferdinand twists his knee in the bundle and gets stretchered off .

UTB
 

C C Csiders

Life President
Joined
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On the journey to spiritual enlightenment (via the
Mr Ranger seems to have been breathalysed ... maybe it's an old joke or something?

It seems to have taken 4 officers to do this ... instagram

And Mr Cox seems to be selecting the team for Saturday when he congratulates
MAF and asks for "more of the same on Saturday"

Also see Mr Maclaughlin chancing his arm in London to see some
band called the Coronas ..who?

Any more insights into the wonderful world of our footballing
superstars might keep this sad old @uck amused for 30 seconds

Yes when they have finished you can take your ticket-stub back to the box office and get 5p back.
 

davewebbsbrain

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Ranger posts everything on Instagram, he posts a lot of funny stuff
If he had been in the USA and been pulled over, he'd have been shot dead probably. Seems to be the norm there
 

Rayleigh boy

Director⭐
Joined
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Messages
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Ranger posts everything on Instagram, he posts a lot of funny stuff
If he had been in the USA and been pulled over, he'd have been shot dead probably. Seems to be the norm there

looks like Mr Ranger was back to filming our boys in blue - AGAIN ..

they don't shoot him or ask him for autographs - so maybe they are not fans just good mates .

TBF it must get tiresome but having been on the Wickford to Shenfield replacement rail bus service I would prefer the BMW and chat with the officers
 
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