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South Bank Hank

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...and what they really mean.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder
I feel so much better about Peter Gilbert now he no longer plays for Southend United

Better late than never
Lee Sawyer's tackling and Britt Assombalonga's pass to another forward

Let the buyer beware

Anyone want a Mohsni?

Money is the root of all evil
Southend are the nicest club in football

Plenty here
 

onceknownasrab

President
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Messages
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'Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows' -Ryan, Kane and Liam

'Fine words butter no parsnips' -RM
 

shrimpled

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'Beggars should not be choosers' - Explains the N'diaye signing anyway.
 

EastStandBlue

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A fool and his money are soon parted - Of course I'll pay you back, Tara...
All things must pass - Apart from Alan McCormack
An apple a day keeps the doctor away - EAT MORE APPLES BARRY
 

Yorkshire Blue

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The best things in life are free - we paid how much for Richie Foran?

Rome wasn't built in a day - we're just waiting for Pizzaman to sell up

Lightening never strikes twice in the same place duh, duh duh Freddy Eastwood

Empty Vessels make the most noise - the West Stand
 

Mick

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Do unto others as you would have them do to you


Don't squash visiting supporters into an overcrowded corner of a half empty stadium.

Especially Dagenham who have the good grace to hand over all of the best accomodation in their ground to visitors.
 

South Bank Hank

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A little knowledge is a dangerous thing

It is on the Zone. People get right funny if you posts things you know to be true.

In fairness, that's only because Once bitten is twice shy when 50% of the rumours posted has turned out to be false.
 

South Bank Hank

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For the legendary Michael Ricketts:

You can't teach on old dog new tricks
Okay, Mr Ricketts, now try this thing they call running

You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs
No, Mr Ricketts, those are Cadbury's Creme Eggs. That won't work either.

Look before you leap
Okay, don't bother looking. Just actually try to leave the ground Michael. Okay, just don't bother. Have another hamburger.

The proof of the pudding is in the eating
Oh FFS, leave one for somebody else you fat *******
 

Yorkshire Blue

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A trouble shared is a trouble halved - Bilel Mohsni is available for loan.

It is best to be on the safe side - ****ing get onside Gary Jones
 
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