With our stunning progress on the pitch of late, surely many of our players will be looking to follow the likes of Rooney and Owen by cashing-in with tell-all dossiers. Perhaps the Zoners might like to suggest a couple of titles to help them in their new careers...
Here's a few to get us started...
Heading in the wrong direction
(...or barndoors and banjos I have known)
Jean Francois Christophe
High, Wide and Hansome
(Life without Maher or Bailey)
Alan McCormack
Tourettes To Rent
(Why it was never my fault)
Steve Mildenhall
My Pukka Life
Damian Scannell
Cooking with Geoff
(50 recipes with a hidden ingredient)
Alex Revell
Here's a few to get us started...
Heading in the wrong direction
(...or barndoors and banjos I have known)
Jean Francois Christophe
High, Wide and Hansome
(Life without Maher or Bailey)
Alan McCormack
Tourettes To Rent
(Why it was never my fault)
Steve Mildenhall
My Pukka Life
Damian Scannell
Cooking with Geoff
(50 recipes with a hidden ingredient)
Alex Revell