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Things that aren't cool

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Going to watch a football match, telling everyone about it, and getting the score wrong. I make it look GOOD but it's still not cool kids.

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Theiving ***** who half-inch your League Cup Final programme right off your desk in the press lounge. For God's sake, they were free! Just go and ask for one, don't wait until I've taken my seat and whip mine away, you absolute ****er. I sincerely hope that you dropped it on the tracks of Wembley Tube Station and lost your writing hands trying to retrieve it, you sticky-fingered oaf.
 
Phoning the Standard Recorder/Yellow Advertiser/Leigh Times and complaining that your issue was not delivered this week.
 
Jon Gaunt. What an ****. And I'm definitely on the right side of the political spectrum, so this isn't some leftie diatribe. His whiny voice, air of superiority and total lack of coherent argument really get on my thruppeny bits. I also love the way he spouts off about immigration, terrorists, law and order (as if reading from the BNP manifesto) and then slags them off as nazi thugs. Have the courage of your convictions, Gaunt, you ******.
 
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