we need an owl/hawk in the east stand

[southchurch]

I would like to offer my services to the club.
I have an air rifle that will solve the problem and keep the vermin under control.

 

[hockleyeast1964]

I would like to offer my services to the club.
I have an air rifle that will solve the problem and keep the vermin under control.

I don't think we are playing c...chester this year.

 

[sufclee]

There's more cobwebs on the front rail in the south upper than in Ron's wallet, probably not been cleaned once in the last 2 or 3 seasons!

 

[South Bank Hank]

There's more cobwebs on the front rail in the south upper than in Ron's wallet, probably not been cleaned once in the last 2 or 3 seasons!

Look, I know we can't complain about the football this week, but...

:stunned:

 

[hockleyeast1964]

I know it's the same pigeons from last week as they were cooing about cresswells goal aginst wimbledon.It 's a bit much to have to look skywards every other minute in case ones got it's bum hanging over the rafter.I'd only got used to looking down at the pitch in the last 2 games.

 

[Uncle Leo]

We NEED an owl?

We HAVE an owl... http://www.shrimperzone.com/vb/showthread.php?45593-Chrissy-POwl-s-World-Tour

 

[Blues 'n twos]

Well I would like to know when poultry was declassified from the meat lists. I know the pope classes beaver as fish but poultry ain't no vegetable. lol.

His Holliness and I have a slight difference of opinion here :smile:

 

[Shrimpers are Magic]

lol i dont have that issue in the west stand

Pigeon would have to be one hell of a shot due to lack of people in it !!!

 

[Blues 'n twos]

Isn't Harris a Hawk :winking:

 

[Tinks]

The pigeons are back roosting in the eaves.Pooped down the back of the bloke in front of me!

That my friend is meant to be a lucky omen. If a bird poops on you it is meant to bring you luck or so they say - personally I dont think it is lucky to be shat on!

 

[sufc_tom]

I would like to offer my services to the club.
I have an air rifle that will solve the problem and keep the vermin under control.

You can't shoot it. People will get upset like this guy in today's echo. He's serious yanno, he's got a pet tortoise and a dog....

 

[hockleyeast1964]

You can't shoot it. People will get upset like this guy in today's echo. He's serious yanno, he's got a pet tortoise and a dog....

bound to be a veggie.

 

[TrueBlue]

bound to be a veggie.

Or MK Shrimper

 

[onlyonekingkevin]

If we do get an owl we need to make sure that it's safely locked up by kick-off. You can't trust footballers around them.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/mar/01/panamanian-luis-moreno-kicking-owl

needs to be shot that guy !