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West Ham - it gets better


Youth Team
Feb 2, 2007

Courtesy of Ipswich message board - I'm getting to like them!

A few things that amused me today lol

West Ham Hokey Cokey

You put your argies in,

Your argies out,

The Egghead comes in and he kicks the gaffer out, Ya selling Reo-coker and ya going down, That's why we love to shout.....

Wa*ky west ham

Wa*ky west ham

Wa*ky west ham,


" West Ham have fired Alan Curbishley and replaced him with David Blunkett. Although David Blunkett is blind and has no idea of football, the board have figured that at least he knows how to hang on to a lead"

And there's more...

West Ham players are to be issued with mobile phones and given strict
instructions to use them whilst driving - it's the only way they'll ever get
3 points.

OXO have made a West Ham club-cube... it comes in claret and blue and makes
very good laughing stock.

West Ham have got a sale on in the club shop:
West Ham gloves (a must for anyone who sits at the back of the stand or near
the corner flags to catch the ball when the lads take a shot) £6 West Ham lipstick (claret and blue in colour, as worn by the players, ideal
for kissing goodbye to the Premiership) £2
West Ham tablecloths (tend to slip down the table after a short time) £3
West Ham video (highlights of the last three seasons - running time 8
minutes) £5