What's the worse Christmas present you got?!

[gilbo]

So come on then lets have it, and no socks!

I'll start it off.

A wash bag.

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

A potato peeler. (!?)

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (Xàbia Shrimper @ Dec. 26 2006,08:57)]A potato peeler. (!?)

Get thee to a kitchen right away, Michael!

I got socks for my birthday (early December), so was spared them for Xmas. As a result, I was pretty pleased with all of my pressies... the only slightly odd one is a fish-shaped ceramic dish with various spices. It's a lovely gift - it's just a bit odd, and I think it's going to be a bit heavy to take back on the plane this trip.

But apart from that, I like all my pressies - it'd be churlish not to try to find something you like about all of them.

Matt

 

[EastStandBlue]

I got the same CD Not once, not even twice... but three times...

 

[shrimperman]

Some bum wipes. Seriously.

 

[Uncle Leo]

Quote[/b] (EastStandBlue @ Dec. 26 2006,10:59)]I got the same CD Not once, not even twice... but three times...

That's ok. One for the car, one for the lounge, one for the bedroom.

Unless it was a rubbish CD, in which case all three for the bin.

 

[Sebastian Weetabix]

Not the worse present for me but im seriously regreting buying a Noahs Ark for my daughter. If I tread on that f%cking camel once more........

 

[smith southend shrimper]

A free calender from local chinese take away!

 

[southend_utd_fan]

A fecking Homer Simpson Rotary Toothbrush!

 

[shooter mcgavin]

Whinging gits!! It's the thought that counts n'est ce pas?

 

[Alexis_SUFC]

Quote[/b] (shooter mcgavin @ Dec. 26 2006,23:13)]Whinging gits!! It's the thought that counts n'est ce pas?

No, thats bollocks. I want decent stuff, something I actually want.

i got some socks this year, quite like them though so its not that bad. Worst present, a seemingly compulsary football related present, this year it was beer mats with random facts on them, not that bad really apart from the fact that I'm a student that hasn't got a table so doesn't need beer mats.

Alexis

 

[EastStandBlue]

Quote[/b] (Alexis_SUFC @ Dec. 27 2006,01:14)]

Quote[/b] (shooter mcgavin @ Dec. 26 2006,23:13)]Whinging gits!! It's the thought that counts n'est ce pas?

No, thats bollocks. I want decent stuff, something I actually want.

i got some socks this year, quite like them though so its not that bad. Worst present, a seemingly compulsary football related present, this year it was beer mats with random facts on them, not that bad really apart from the fact that I'm a student that hasn't got a table so doesn't need beer mats.

Alexis

Beer Mats are pretty poor for a Student. They require a beer to be placed on them which, which surely requires it to have left your hand and/or mouth... Useless.

 

[SUFC_Al]

As I left my mum and dads I said to my brothers, every year the in-laws have bought me socks and beer.

I get home and socks and beer.

Ooh what a surprise!

So predictable....

 

[callan]

3 tea towels and a saucepan trolley....not sure what the missus is trying to tell me.

 

[Kenny]

My sister knows how much I love 80's retro stuff so she got me a 70's calendar

I'll let her off though as she also got a me a framed first day cover of our first game in Division Two from 1991. I also got the new Southend United book thats out and my Mum managed to snap up the Destination Championship DVD at the last minute.

 

[scrounger]

A collection of pink towels. At first I thought they were a joke present.

 

[dave cusaks nose]

f%cking Southend United Pyjarmas, im 29 not f%cking 6!!!! and I dont wear anything in bed, at least not a pair of jim jams......

the one present I asked for was the end of season DVD, what do I get f%cking pyjamas, Hockley Hobit and Dave Mcscrivan youve a lot to answer for...........

 

[* ORM *]

Quote[/b] (dave cusaks nose @ Dec. 27 2006,11:35)]f%cking Southend United Pyjarmas, im 29 not f%cking 6!!!! and I dont wear anything in bed, at least not a pair of jim jams......

the one present I asked for was the end of season DVD, what do I get f%cking pyjamas, Hockley Hobit and Dave Mcscrivan youve a lot to answer for...........

So the dodgy barnet wasn't a Christmas present then ?

 

[callan]

After reading Dave Cusack Noses post I am started to feel better, I was only bewildered by my gifts not outraged.
Who bought em for ya Dave...was it your mum?

 

[elmo putney]

Quote[/b] (callan @ Dec. 27 2006,12:00)]After reading Dave Cusack Noses post I am started to feel better, I was only bewildered by my gifts not outraged.
Who bought em for ya Dave...was it your mum?

no it was a gift from his other half Jeff.