What's the worse Christmas present you got?!

[South Bank Hank]

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Quote[/b] (Wessex Blue @ Dec. 28 2006,10:38)]Mother-in-law bought a donkey garden ornament. It has 2 repulsive planter buckets on it's back. It was bought as a semi-joke present, the missus has always wanted a pony, but the mother-in-law actually likes this abomination so we'll be expected to keep it.

One of our neighbours used to have one of those things in her garden (or more accurately on top of her garage!!) until it got nicked! She was devastated so I kept my suspicions to myself that it had probably been a neighbour who had 'removed' it in a bid to 'regenerate' the area.

That thing would have done more to lower house prices in the area than any caravan on the drive could have done, I tell you. Hideous.


(I've just looked across the road and can see that she's replaced the offending item with two stone greyhounds. Nice.)

Tell me her address and I'll drop her a line offering the offending item gratis. I'll even drop it off next time I'm in Essex!

I'd love to help out but, see, I can't remember her address.

Never mind.