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What's your Porno Name ?

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Come on Fish...let's be honest.
If we're being truthful here, which my brother clearly isn't, then my porn name would be:
Muff Towler.
Which I think is genius.
"I hear you have a problem with your oven..."
 
Hugo Wiltshire. It's hardy porn-worthy....

Perhaps I should give my cats sillier names!
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Quote[/b] (keefmoon @ Aug. 25 2005,16:44)]Come on Fish...let's be honest.
If we're being truthful here, which my brother clearly isn't, then my porn name would be:
Muff Towler.
Which I think is genius.
"I hear you have a problem with your oven..."
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YOUR name would be Muff Towler.

Mine would be Harry Towler, who's line would have to be something like 'Where's me washboard?'.

Harry 1st and Harry 2nd were two goldfish now buried underneath the first apple tree, having both (independently) made fatally flawed escape attempts which ended behind the bureau. Before your time.
 
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