As the 6th member of Girls Aloud, I already have this hardship as one of my touring duties*. Move aside sir.
* Other duties on the list include: Organising what drinks we take on tour (Malt whisky and Adnams on tap girls?), sorting out a remix album with Vitalic, DFA, Daft Punk and Gommagang, monitoring any costume changes or wardrobe issues, purchasing 6 season tickets for SUFC and giving the Bluebelles some lessons, sorting out accommodation (chiefly the number of beds available) and providing a shoulder for any of the girls to cry on should any untoward rohypnol find its way into our alcohol supplies. Which, God forbid, it would...
fair enough,
if this position is taken,i want to be the assistant to the person who sorts out mrs coles bikini line,failing that i want to be a peeping tom who spies on the person doing the gorgeous mrs coles bikini line.