Where would you go?

[callan]

So only Jews have big noses? How much more anti semitic do you want to be?

Not at all, perhaps it's just the ones from my family?

 

[South Bank Hank]

Why choose one country? Channel Tunnel to France for the wine, then head to Sweden for the women, Denmark the bacon, and then... um... swim to the Maldives.

 

[OldBlueLady]

The US, hubby has family out there in Florida so it would be a pretty logical move, plus I'd get to go to Disney and Universal again! :smile:

 

[Napster]

Hungary for the banter

 

[Swiss Tony]

Switzerland, home sweet home.:thumbsup:

 

[Pubey]

Why choose one country? Channel Tunnel to France for the wine, then head to Sweden for the women, Denmark the bacon, and then... um... swim to the Maldives.

By the time you get to the Maldives they'll probably have been submerged due to the rising sea levels. The highest point in the Maldives = 2.4 metres!

 

[RHB]

Why choose one country? Channel Tunnel to France for the wine, then head to Sweden for the women, Denmark the bacon, and then... um... swim to the Maldives.

Oh yeah, that'll be right. You wouldn't get past the bacon in Denmark, especially if you are not rationed. You know it, I know it. I'm only going to the channel Isles because there is less duty on Krispy Crème doughnuts there.

 

[londonblue]

Not at all, perhaps it's just the ones from my family?

I'm really not sure what you mean by that.

 

[callan]

I'm really not sure what you mean by that.

You asked me a question, I have asked you one....what's not to understand?

 

[Pubey]

You asked me a question, I have asked you one....what's not to understand?

Maybe don't use casual racial slurs?

 

[Another Surrey Shrimper]

Ok so there is a civil war in the uk with muslims v all others or to be non racist man utd fans v all others,so you have to walk to another country which one and why?
Living in French France i would stay here and put the whole of shrimperzone up just like pubey and let you all eat my waitrose hummus but if France went tits up i would make my way to Israel because i have no foreskin so im a shoe in for being let in.
Where would you go and why?

As we have a 100% record against Man Utd I think that will play on their fans minds and in the civil war it will be them that retreat. I LOVE this country, I'm staying put.

 

[DTS]

Greece,

Dirt cheap, love the weather. Sorted.

 

[callan]

Maybe don't use casual racial slurs?

Sorry Pubey but I do have a big nose, as does my cousin Saul.....we often compete as to who has the biggest Snozzle.

Out of interest which race do you think has been offended?

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

Sorry Pubey but I do have a big nose, as does my cousin Saul.....we often compete as to who has the biggest Snozzle.

Out of interest which race do you think has been offended?

Rule number 1,698 states YOU MUST NEVER MAKE JEWISH JOKES unless you are that old jewish bloke whose name i cannot recall or that old jewish bird whose name i cannot recall

 

[londonblue]

You asked me a question, I have asked you one....what's not to understand?

A lot.

I'm assuming from that, but it is only an assumption, that you have Jewish relatives who don't mind the odd dig. That may well be the case, but that doesn't mean you should make the same comments on a message board full of strangers that may well take offence.

If I'm right, then you ought to ask your relatives if they mind you making the odd joke. The answer is probably no. Then ask them if they would be as tolerant if a complete stranger made the same remark. You might find they would take offence.

What you said is anti semitic, and extremely offensive to Jews.

However, if you yourself are Jewish, then you have every right to take the **** out of yourself. Without knowing your background and not understanding your cryptic reply it is not possible to know.

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

A lot.

I'm assuming from that, but it is only an assumption, that you have Jewish relatives who don't mind the odd dig. That may well be the case, but that doesn't mean you should make the same comments on a message board full of strangers that may well take offence.

If I'm right, then you ought to ask your relatives if they mind you making the odd joke. The answer is probably no. Then ask them if they would be as tolerant if a complete stranger made the same remark. You might find they would take offence.

What you said is anti semitic, and extremely offensive to Jews.

However, if you yourself are Jewish, then you have every right to take the **** out of yourself. Without knowing your background and not understanding your cryptic reply it is not possible to know.

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And that is one reason that the jewish people are so popular at parties.
Joan rivers is the bird still struggling wing the old dude.

 

[Benfleet A1]

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And that is one reason that the jewish people are so popular at parties.
Joan rivers is the bird still struggling wing the old dude.

Jackie Gleason?

 

[Pubey]

Jackie Gleason?

Was Jackie Gleason jewish?

Maybe Jackie Mason.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Was Jackie Gleason jewish?

Of Irish stock, so drank a lot, fought a lot, and gave money to the IRA.

We're doing stereotypes, right?

MK Big nose, not Jewish (as far as I know....)

 

[Benfleet A1]

Was Jackie Gleason jewish?

Maybe Jackie Mason.

One merit to you, it was Jackie Mason I was thinking of.