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Who got s***f***d last night!

mmm .. I make that 6.5 pints over 4 hours 45 minutes.. with a load of stodge to eat.. OK they are 'premium' brand beers but ****faced? your borderline legal to drive!!

I don't know what drink drive limits you are used to but if you think that this is anywhere near borderline safe even after a heavy meal remind me not to get in a car with you.
 
mmm .. I make that 6.5 pints over 4 hours 45 minutes.. with a load of stodge to eat.. OK they are 'premium' brand beers but ****faced? your borderline legal to drive!!

The passengers on his bus might not think so!
 
I don't know what drink drive limits you are used to but if you think that this is anywhere near borderline safe even after a heavy meal remind me not to get in a car with you.

What not even a cab..? Anyway I would never let you get in a car with me as I would struggle in a confined space with someone with such an under developed sense of irony..
 
mmm .. I make that 6.5 pints over 4 hours 45 minutes.. with a load of stodge to eat.. OK they are 'premium' brand beers but ****faced? your borderline legal to drive!!
I did squeeze complimentary J.D and coke in at the end, and no, I was'nt s***f***d, just merry. As for driving home............... er, no way hozay. the ruby is about 6 minutes brisk walk from my abode but not so long ago it took me a good 45mins, but I better not get into that!
 
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