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Why do women do this ??

duncan bulgaria

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The women in my office and many other women that are out with their friends etc alway do the same thing that winds me up slightly and they all seem to do it and it just reminds of how sly they can be and what liers they are .

So We have a Black lady in our office and she every 3 weeks has her hair done , spends a fortune on it and to be honestly always comes in looking like she's been dragged through a hedge backwards , so the normal Monday morning ritual starts whenever one of the birds walk in and see her new barnet . ' O my god , your hair looks lovely ' Wow look at you , its gorgeous ' and the ' your hair is so devine ' !!!

Now why do this , its totally fake and she must know it ....if it was one of the lads with a rascal haircut or bit of Clobber on they get absolutly rinsed as you do fella 's . ' who cut your barnet the council ....when you gonna go back and get it finished .........you get a pair of knickers with that cut as they've cut you hair like a c *nt etc

so why do they do it ....its just complete bull hang , always commenting on how nice their outfit looks , when the bird in question is about 25 stone ??
 
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Gets on my topnote too.
Bird in my work always has to have the latest haircut going & last week everybody went made as she's gone out & copied Dannii Minogue's cut having seen it on X Factor, oh dear.

Other one that gets me is how they all coo over a baby when the mum (sometimes dad - I refused to go that far!!!) on maternity leave brings in the new arrival to show it of, then usually ast least 50% of all those who've been so concerned about the welfare of this new family unit start slating the girl in question once they've gone on their merry way. It's a workplace not a f**king creche, if you're so interested ask to go round their house, don't bug me instead!!!
 

EastStandBlue

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The thing that winds me up is when enormous women lose a pound or two by taking a dump, and then the whole office praise her for doing so. She's still fecking enormous, save the praise for when she loses a stone or 8.
 

DTS

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Really hate it too.

One of Mrs DtS mates comes over every other month. She is a nice girl but a proper unit. Anyway she basically falls in love with a new guy every month or so - comes over to ours and has lost some weight. So we have to make a real fuss about her losing a pound or so.

She then invariably get dumped and piles on the pounds with comfort eating so we then have to have the stories about what *******s all men are......

I feel like saying look fatty if you stayed of the chocolate etc then men might like you more and you wouldnt keep getting dumped but clearly you cant.
 

duncan bulgaria

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Really hate it too.

One of Mrs DtS mates comes over every other month. She is a nice girl but a proper unit. Anyway she basically falls in love with a new guy every month or so - comes over to ours and has lost some weight. So we have to make a real fuss about her losing a pound or so.

She then invariably get dumped and piles on the pounds with comfort eating so we then have to have the stories about what *******s all men are......

I feel like saying look fatty if you stayed of the chocolate etc then men might like you more and you wouldnt keep getting dumped but clearly you cant.




Reminds me of a classic put down i once heard , some Unit was harping on about how she'd lost 4 stone in the last year and my pal said ' **** me what did you do ...saw a tusk off or something ' !!!!

Was a very very long silence after that was said ....unsurprisingly !
 

osymandus

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Honestly its part of the social interaction that women have with each other their more tactile as a rule and respond more to make complements acknowledging changes in others (its mainly a learnt response as they grow up then built in). As a rule womens brains have a greater ability of social interaction on that kind of level. Blokes are more simplistic and are trained to responed to only certain changes .
 

BrettieAngell

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Honestly its part of the social interaction that women have with each other their more tactile as a rule and respond more to make complements acknowledging changes in others (its mainly a learnt response as they grow up then built in). As a rule womens brains have a greater ability of social interaction on that kind of level. Blokes are more simplistic and are trained to responed to only certain changes .

In other words blokes dont lie to each other!
 

THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK

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If you go to Asda's and have to push a trolley around, it's murder.
First of all the women stand and natter in the centre of an isle that you need to shop in and are a bit put out if you say ''excuse me'' and try to squeeze the trolley past them.
And secondly they have no awareness of anyone behind them, trying to get past.
 
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GBJ

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Birds do that BS all the time. Proper fake and annoying. I can't stand it when my bird see's one of her mates. I know whats gunna happen before she does...
They talk about how great the other one's hair/clobber is, then the next day i'll have to hear how much my bird hates her and how she looked like a troll etc etc.

****ing bores me to death.

Also another thing birds do that winds me up is this;

After 3 years, my bird will STILL try and get my opinion on her new jeans/shoes/t-shirt/hair colour/style etc.

I really don't know how many times i have to tell her "i don't care". It just doesn't bother me in the slightest.
 
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If you go to Asda's and have to push a trolley around, it's murder.
First of all the women stand and natter in the centre of an isle that you need to shop in and are a bit put out if you say ''excuse me'' and try to squeeze the trolley past them.
And secondly the have no awareness of anyone with a trolley behind them.

And to think they actually let them drive too...:nope:
 

Davros

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If you go to Asda's and have to push a trolley around, it's murder.
First of all the women stand and natter in the centre of an isle that you need to shop in and are a bit put out if you say ''excuse me'' and try to squeeze the trolley past them.
And secondly the have no awareness of anyone with a trolley behind them.

I hate it more when they are having a natter, and their failed abortions are running around totally unsupervised, causing havoc, and when their mother does happen to catch them doing something naughty, they dont tell them off because it should be everyone elses problem.
 

Strykr

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After 3 years, my bird will STILL try and get my opinion on her new jeans/shoes/t-shirt/hair colour/style etc.

I really don't know how many times i have to tell her "i don't care". It just doesn't bother me in the slightest.[/QUOTE]

this one never fails to get me.
just wear what you like!!! i'll tell you if you look rank, shut it!
 

Vange Shrimper

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If you go to Asda's and have to push a trolley around, it's murder.
First of all the women stand and natter in the centre of an isle that you need to shop in and are a bit put out if you say ''excuse me'' and try to squeeze the trolley past them.
And secondly they have no awareness of anyone behind them, trying to get past.

Sorry, blokes push a trolley?

My other half rides the bloody trolley when he first get's into asda, just like a 10 year old lol
 

Davros

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Sorry, blokes push a trolley?

My other half rides the bloody trolley when he first get's into asda, just like a 10 year old lol

whats the problem?

if its good enough for Peter Jones, its good enough for me!
 
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And why do women love Ikea so bloody much!

There are only 3 good things that come about from a trip to Ikea:
- Swedish Meatballs
- Hot Dogs
- Riding the Flatpack Trolleys as scooters (love it when parents are telling their kids they can't do it, and then i go racing by)
 

Slipperduke

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It's because of the simple fact that girls hate girls. The popularity of the Daily Mail, a notoriously misogynist newspaper, amongst women should tell you that. They like nothing better than to see other women fail.

They love, absolutely love, to bitch about each other. They all know exactly what each other's worst faults are and they can identify new areas of vulnerability within seconds of visual contact. They're like hawks. They are duplicitous because, if there's one thing funnier than a God-awful haircut, it's someone thinking that their God-awful haircut makes them look really good.

There is a theory that women are all programmed to seek out and secure the most desirable mate. As are men, actually. The only difference is that they, like the British in the Imperial days, will always prefer to lie, cheat and steal to secure their advantage.

Blokes, on the other hand, are soft-headed fanny-Socialists, always looking to give a leg-up to the under-priviledged members of the gender, be it with advice, assistance or just a well-aimed and effective barb about their shoes.
 

Aberdeen Shrimper

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I really don't give a toss if one woman lies to another, its not on the top 100 of my of gripes!!!

It is when they lie to us honest, loyal and trustworthy men that i getting the ****ing arse about it
 
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