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Will Ferrell's best lines....

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Will Ferrell is a comic genius. This is fact not opinion. Here are some of his best film quoutes. feel free to add to it....

Blades of Glory; WF plays Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz: Night is a very dark time for me
Jimmy: It's dark for everyone, idiot!
Chazz: Not for people who live in Alaska. Or people with night-vision goggles

Anchorman; WF plays Ron Burgandy
Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Veronica Corningstone: Really.
Ron Burgundy: People know me.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, I'm very happy for you.
Ron Burgundy: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Anchorman;

Ron Burgundy (looking in mirror): Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone... come and see how good I look.

Talledega Nights; Wf plays Ricky Bobby
Ricky Bobby: I've sent in my application to the Real World. So I'm hoping to hear back from that. I'm putting A LOT of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. I'm also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, "hey, what's up guys? Want some crack?" I'm just waiting on those two things to flesh themselves out.

Blades Of Glory
Jimmy: they're laughing at us...
Chazz: the laughed at Louie Armsrong when he said he wanted to go to the moon. Now he's up there. Laughing at them

Old School; WF plays Frank
(frank is running down the middle of the street naked, when Frank's wife pulls up alonside him with 3 of her friends in the car)
Marrisa: Frank! What the hell are you doing
Frank: Oh hey honey, we're...we're going streaking! We're going up through the quad and into the gymnasium
Marissa:who is?
Frank: Th...W...There's more coming.
Marissa: Frank get in the car
Frank:But...everybodys doing it
Marissa:Frank now!!
Frank: OK
(Frank climbs in the car arse first)
Frank: Hey ladies
Lara: Hey Frank, little chilly out tonight huh?
Marissa: Guys please...
Frank: Hey honey do you think KFC is still open?

Old School
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Mitch: I've had a hell of a day and even worse week. And all I want to do is get some ****ing sleep.
Beanie: Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him, and you can say "****, ****, bitch."
Frank: ****. Balls.
Beanie: I'm just trying to make a point, Frank. You don't have to celebrate it

Anchorman;
They named it San Diego...Which of course in German means a whales vagina
 
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