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  1. Crawliano


  2. Southend United 2010/2011 Review

    More attention (understandably) seemingly on Lincoln's result today than our own, so I thought I'd bring the focus back to the mighty Blues. Hope you enjoy the article: Against my better judgement I’m beginning to feel sorry for the Lib Dems. No, wait, hear me out. Obviously they’re a...
  3. The General

    ShrimperZone F.C - Need new players

    Good afternoon all, This is an appeal to those "newer" posters who are now lurking about who may not know that ShrimperZone has its very own Sunday league football side ... called ShrimperZone F.C. Original, huh!? As you can see from my signature, i have the "honour" of being manager of the...
  4. Slipperduke

    Greek Tragedy For King Otto

    South Korea 2-0 Greece EURO 2004 SEEMS AN AWFULLY LONG TIME AGO It’s hard to believe that Greece ever caused the European superpowers such headaches. Granted, they were never blessed with a generation of superstars, but they always had their composure, their organisation and their ability to...
  5. manor15

    South Korea

    South Korea Manager: Huh Jung-Moo Captain: Park Ji-Sung FIFA Ranking: 49 Group B Background: The Koreans qualified for their first World Cup in 1954 but disappointed as they lost 7-0 to Turkey and 9-0 to Hungary before exiting at the group stage. 32 years later they returned to the Finals...
  6. Is Basildon close to Southend ?

    I thought it was, but I must be wrong. Had to go to Toys'r'us in Basildon today to pick up something for my daughter, and I was wearing my old Southend bobble hat which has the Southend crest and S.U.F.C on the side as well. This is something I sometimes wear in London when travelling on the...
  7. Will Ferrell's best lines....

    Will Ferrell is a comic genius. This is fact not opinion. Here are some of his best film quoutes. feel free to add to it.... Blades of Glory; WF plays Chazz Michael Michaels Chazz: Night is a very dark time for me Jimmy: It's dark for everyone, idiot! Chazz: Not for people who live in...
  8. Court Quotes

    (Found this on another forum) ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear...
  9. Slipperduke

    The Song Remains The Same

    There is a feeling among the journalists who cover Arsenal regularly that, in the event of a calamitous keyboard malfunction, they could probably file their latest match report using a hastily-assembled hybrid of old ones. A quick rummage through 'My Documents', they claim, would deliver all the...
  10. Slipperduke

    More Bloody Spurs Muck

    Gary Megson must have been furious when he woke up on Sunday morning and saw the backpages. The Bolton Wanderers manager had all week to look forward to a trip to White Hart Lane and then they go and boot out the floundering manager less than 24 hours before kick-off. The swift arrival of Harry...
  11. Slipperduke

    That Sodding Dancing Robot

    I wouldn't want anyone to think that I didn't like Transformers. I am of that age. An age where pocket-money was stockpiled and then squandered on curious plastic trinkets with names like Bumblebee, Starscream and Optimus Prime. Look, it's a plane! Look, it's...erm...a robot that...erm...sort of...
  12. TrueBlue

    Can you read this?

    Only great minds can read this This is weird, but interesting! fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a...
  13. scrounger

    Actual Call Centre Conversations

    Probably seen them before but made me laugh: Actual call centre conversations !!!!! Customer: 'I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?'. Operator: 'Where did you get that number from, sir?'. Customer: 'It was on the door to the...
  14. Tilson Out I Hear You Say ...

    So you all want Tilson out now do you? huh? Well if you do then what better manager could possibly replace the sucess Tilly has brought to this club? For me Tilly is irreplacable You can get rid of Tilly but you can't hide what a true legend he is
  15. Well I never knew That.

    In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb '. Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered...
  16. Bielzibubz

    What are the odds?

    I'm going out on a limb here and confidently predict the following. Tuesday 16th - 1-0 away win and the mighty Blues through to the next round of the FA Cup. Saturday 20th - 2-1 home win. Wednesday 24th - Southend Borough Council giving the green light to the development of our new home...
  17. The Watermill Wino

    Brentford.View from the bottom of a glass

    THE VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE of brain cells. 1'oclock@the Crane special by Basildon Shrimps camera. Tuppy Boulter on the Stella as Lucky B larks around. Chris Chapman and Bas Shrimper with Craig at the back get the joke, eventually. Terry in the West, pensive as Tannis prays aka Bluemoon...
  18. What can you see us getting from

  19. grimsby's last five at home

  20. re grimsby

    all those that have yr grimsby tickets, if you go to the grimsby website you can see where u are sitting, looks like we all have the red poles in front of us tho,how annoying huh.