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The Value Of A Drink.
The Value of a Drink "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams .. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered...- Cricko2
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Is a clearout the answer?
I guess we can all come up with some justification as to why we should retain player A or get rid of player B. But is an end of season cull the right thing to do here? All professional players have something to offer. We have a decent young squad that should be easily able to hold it's own in...- fbm
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- alcohol amounts culture league league one money occasions qui refuse retain
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Would You Rather...
Great little fun game, often gets played at uni usually when alcohol has been consumed. Its pretty simple really, what would you rather do? you get given 2 options and have to pick the lesser of 2 evils and obviously give your reason then post another 2 choices for the next person to answer...- Alexis_SUFC
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Poker in the pub ... soon to become a reality!
01 FEB The rules have been written, pub poker will take place next September The UK Department for Culture, Media and Sport has released new proposals to control gaming in alcohol-licensed premises (pubs), so gaming licenses from local authorities will no longer be needed when the Gaming Act...- The General
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The 10 types of drunken testing
Shamelessly stolen from another forum but meh, it's so true... We have identified 10 distinct types of drunken text that you should all be familiar with: 1) The "fishing" text This text is normally along the lines of: "So what u up 2 later?" or "U out tonight?", or simply "Ocean?" Despite...- Hockley_Blues
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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When the Saints really do go marching in...
AFTER Saturday’s result the local rag down this way had the headline ‘Roots Hall Of Shame’, which made me chuckle. However, things got a whole lot funnier when I read today’s edition. Is losing to Southend really that bad? Man storms studio and turns air blue THE airwaves turned blue when a...- jumbo shrimp
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Monday Humour
I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your...- Davros
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Portugal Potentially Being Kicked Out of World Cup
It's alleged that one of the Portuguese football players failed a drugs and alcohol test after the match. If this is confirmed as positive, under FIFA rules, paragraph 6 sub section 2e, Portugal will forfeit the quarter final match 3-0 and England will play France in the Semi Final which...- * ORM *
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- alcohol foo ive script test
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Friday funny
How temperature affects the mind! 40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Scotland sunbathe. 35 degrees - Italian cars won't start. People in Scotland drive with the windows down. 20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. People in...- Norwichsufc
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- alcohol california coats cos cows cup degrees ish ops san shirt suppor support whisky
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Last night
LAst night's Q&A at the Rendezvous Casino was quite interesting. Due to my drunken state I can only remember a few bits but here goes 1. Tilly said that the best half time team talk given by Fat Fry was when he kicked a full cup of hot tea over Mick Bodley. 2. Tilly said that he was thinking...- shrimpereeee
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- afford alcohol cup dru eastwood goa hall qui rendezvous roots roots hall stated tilly
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Dog rapes man?
Got sent this by a friend. Unbelievable.... News from Yorskhire Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post: "A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend...- Uncle Leo
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joke
An Englishman, an Australian and an Frenchman are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and arrest them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming...- HUTTON
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SZFC's Race Night
On Saturday 22nd SZFC in association with the Actocrats will be holding a Race Night Fund Raiser. Instead of the normal video screen, we will be doing the races interactively. Where attendees on the night will be chosen at random to be be the Horses themselves. This method of staging the night...- Bob Cratchitt
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- alcohol ead
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South East Essex Bands and Solo Artists
Heard Milk and Alcohol by Dr Feelgood for the first time in ages on the radio yesterday, and had forgot what a quality song it is. So, it got me thinking what are the top tunes ever by Bands or Solo Artists from our Area (Southend, Canvey, Bazzo). My top 5: 1. Life's What You Make It -...- C C Csiders
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- alcohol artists eddie feelgood solo southend
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The morning fy up
So, when soaking up that alcohol the morning after or just having a fry up because your mum or bird have been so kind or you are still walking about somehwere drinking from the night before at 6.30 am when you find a cafe...... what bit of food do you enjoy most tucking into? i will include...- southend4ever
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- alcohol soaking
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Darwin Awards
Sorry if any of these have appeared before... A terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man killed by his own gas. There were no marks found on his body, but an autopsy revealed the presence of large amounts of methane dissolved in his blood. His diet...- One O'Clock At The Crane
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Smoking At Roots Hall During The Game!
I write this cause there is nothing more annoying and detrimental to your health than someone puffing away next to you for the entire match at Roots Hall! I was sitting next to someone at the Hall the other night in the West Stand, (Where you are asked to refrain from smoking in this area)...- KrustyTheKray
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Current kit
Not sure if any of you heard me (Lincoln shrimper) on Talk Sport just before xmas on the shootout with Ray Houghton, but I won a Southend home shirt and a six pack of alcohol free lager!! Anyway after two months of wondering why I hadn't received my prize, I received a letter with a cheque for...- lincoln shrimper
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- alcohol hadn shirt southend
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Tilson in Welsh coaching role shocker???
After spending the night down in Swansea last night and waking up feeling like death due to excessive alcohol consumption, my erstwhile Welsh hosts took me along to Mumbles pier (where the closing scenes of Twin Town were filmed for those in the know) in an attempt to blow away the cobwebs...- shooter mcgavin
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- alcohol consumption eva evans filmed sinister steve tilson town
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TV tonight
Mon 10 Jan, 21:00 - 22:00 60 mins Outnumbered In the summer of 2004 over 5,000 people were arrested as part of a Government campaign to clamp down on binge drinking and alcohol fuelled violence in Britain. During the August bank holiday, the last of the summer, BBC cameras followed the...- Napster
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- alcohol bbc dover fuelled jury southend southend-on-sea
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