Pubey
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Participating in a mexican wave at any sporting event.
(you can substitute the punishment for something more appropriate if you want).
(you can substitute the punishment for something more appropriate if you want).
Breaking wind at a super market check out .
Reading the Mail.
Being a member of Scouting For Girls
Supporting West Ham
Saying 'how's you'
Turning a corner without indicating
Not asking nicely
Not acknowledging when I let you pass me on the street
Smoking then coming within a hundred feet of me
Putting a cd back in the wrong case
Wearing a band T shirt of a band you have never seen live
Ticket touting
Making disrespectful comments out loud so that I feel I need to step in and probably get my head kicked in
Banging on and on and on about the same point that you made on and on ago
Being more senior than me at work and being a dick as I'll have to tell you and find another job.....again
Marrying me then realising loads of things that were very evident before you married me
Not replying instantly to a msg that says 'I have 4 tickets, do you want one?'
Advertising
Cancelling my train
Saying 'we have already eaten, I assumed as you were home late you will already have eaten despite the fact you were stuck at work then came straight home'
Shouting out of a moving car
Not stopping at a crossing
Throwing litter on the floor
****ing me over in a way that I can't realistically reap my revenge (never happened, I am always avenged but the possibility is there)
Passing 'that' off as news
Passing 'that' off as fact
I mean I could go on, but we need to build more prisons
Well......maybe a rehabilitation program would sufficeAfter reading that little lot, on average, you should really hate me. :stunned:
Rusty 'different coloured football players'Different coloured football boots.
Not having your ticket ready upon arrival at the barriers in a train/tube station.