The madest/random place you have had sex

[cockles is back]

ill be well finished by then my dear ;)

 

[Slipperduke]

Up against the backdoor of the Falmouth Working Mens Club while many of Falmouth's working men were inside supping discounted ale.

In a broom cupboard while a house party continued oblivously outside.

In a shed while a barbeque continued obliviously outside.

In the toilets of the 23.12 from Charing Cross.

Behind the DJs van in the car park of The Alma in Chelmsford. The DJ was putting his records away just as I was approaching the final furlong.

Honourable mentions for going down on a girl in the bath (it's all about the circular breathing) and getting a handjob while watching the Foo Fighters in the rain of V99 in Hylands Park

 

[Pubey]

Up against the backdoor of the Falmouth Working Mens Club while many of Falmouth's working men were inside supping discounted ale.

In a broom cupboard while a house party continued oblivously outside.

In a shed while a barbeque continued obliviously outside.

In the toilets of the 23.12 from Charing Cross.

Behind the DJs van in the car park of The Alma in Chelmsford. The DJ was putting his records away just as I was approaching the final furlong.

Honourable mentions for going down on a girl in the bath (it's all about the circular breathing) and getting a handjob while watching the Foo Fighters in the rain of V99 in Hylands Park

i got a handjob to the foo's at v2001!!!

 

[Pubey]

there must be something about monkey wrench!

 

[Benji91]

In the toilets of the 23.12 from Charing Cross.

Im another one who has used british rails facilities for my own enjoyment. There must have been problems on the trains as the carriage was empty at about 7/8 pm so there was no need to disappear to the toilet

 

[canveyshrimper]

Well that narrows it down a bit :minger:

I'd probably have to say Canvey ... you don't get much more random than that place ;)

...and we've never been introduced...:D

 

[Cricko2]

Up against the backdoor of the Falmouth Working Mens Club while many of Falmouth's working men were inside supping discounted ale.

Erm Working Mens Club ..Is there something you want to tell us Slip mate ?

:eek:

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

...and we've never been introduced...:D

Probably better that way ;)

 

[blues_r_best]

and getting a handjob while watching the Foo Fighters in the rain of V99 in Hylands Park

i got a handjob to the foo's at v2001!!!

And I'm going to V this year and the Foo's are headlining

:finger:

 

[Perth Bambi]

The football/cricket changing rooms at Garons

On top of a bed that Blues R Best was trying to sleep in. (it wasn't blues r best that i was trying to poke i may add)

 

[blues_r_best]

On top of a bed that Blues R Best was trying to sleep in. (it wasn't blues r best that i was trying to poke i may add)

Thought you'd say that

 

[canveyshrimper]

Probably better that way ;)

:hilarious: :eek:

 

[Rayleigh Weir]

alas no....but doing it with the River Nile just behind you is pretty sweet

Still seems a pharaoh way to go for a sh*g...

 

[canveyshrimper]

Grimsby.:rolleyes:

The boardroom table at a company I worked for.

 

[grayhound]

not really a strange place but a bit of a funny one for you,


It was the night before England played Wales at Old Trafford, and I had tickets and was meeeting a few of the boys on the 8 oclock from Southend Central. I had been out with my divvy mate whitters for a few and we headed down talk, 12 got to 1 and 1 got to 2 its the end of the night and because I was excited about the whole match thing in the morning, I had been proper going for it hammer and tong, also dabling in quite abit of narcotics on the way, I walked out of Talk and said to Whitters 'come on son we havent had enoughwere better than this' So I started texting all and everyone on my phone telling them I was bored and on it, and fancied partying!!, now forgetting the numbers i had on my phone, was my teacher at college, ( I had this great idea that I would go back to evening school and study to do my A levels) Anyway out of the blue I got a text back from her saying she was at a party in southchurch road and I was more than welcome to come along..... I was like '****ing hell this is going to be very dull' anyway we have turned up at these old out houses at the back of Southchurch Road (Im not going to give you anymore than that!!!!!!!) Anyway when we got there there were loads of weird middle aged couples around the place, there was like a bar and stage upstairs but loads of rooms locked around the place. Anyway in my drugged up stait I thought it would be a good idea to pull out a big bag of Charlie and offer it to everyone!!!!!! it went down like a **** sandwich, except to my teacher at the time!!!
she grabbed my hand and was like' no no you cant do that here, look we can go somewhere else!!!'
so she grabbed me and took me to a little room down stairs, but it was locked so she ran back up stairs and told me to wait.(i had left whitters back upstairs with all the other divs)

anyway when she came down with the keys she told me not to tell anyone about what was in hear!!!! (hhmmmm im ****ed now arent I)

anway she opened the door and it was like a Porn set, full of like medievil S&M equipment racks, candles, big harness things hanging from the ceiling, and a video camera on a stand just sitting in the middle of the room. I have to admit I was abit scared by all this!!! I was like **** this, im off , but she encouraged me to go in a little side door off the cella were we could have a line, in that room was a shower and a big jakkuzzie, anyway cutting a long story short, I was pilling these two big fat lines of coke onto a shelve and and she just got down on her knees, pulled my **** out and started getting to work on it, I was like what the **** have I got myseelf into, but its never going to happen again so just enjoy it and get on with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I soon flipped her over and let her have it, but while this was happening the funniest thing happend, whitters rang my phone, and said 'Andy were are you im getting a bit worried, acoupl ehave just started ****ing in the corner and a woman is with her fella, but she just started kissing me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
get that hooooooooooowwwwww ****ing funny me and my pal had just walked into a swingers party and we were bang in the thick of it, It did get proper messy. like people walkin in the cellar and that while we were all at it, totally ****ed up mental ****, but to date yes the strangest p[lace i have ever had sex

went through all night got to the station the next day to just make my train, and had the worst paranoia cum down ever in my life on my own in manchester being chassed by loads of drunken welsh nutters

Brilliant story mate. That has made my day. What a legend have some rep for being a swinger

 

[Cricko2]

Still seems a pharaoh way to go for a sh*g...

He was on a trip in the Valley of the Kings I heard at the time ...and they ran out of petrol..Luckily somebody knew a local chap that could help them out ....
















Two tank Hamem.

 

[SUFC_Al]

Still seems a pharaoh way to go for a sh*g...

it was my honeymoon and the start of a whole new dynasty

 

[canveyshrimper]

it was my honeymoon and the start of a whole new dynasty

As long as you didn't have problems with your back, and you had to seek out a Cairopractor.:p

 

[SUFC_Al]

As long as you didn't have problems with your back, and you had to seek out a Cairopractor.:p

not me, i'm a fit Giza

 

[Pubey]

not me, i'm a fit Giza

I heard it runs in the family, you got it from your Mummy!