The madest/random place you have had sex

[Rayleigh Weir]

Not done it in the snow...I wouldn't want frostbite on my *** now would !?

With a donkey?!?

 

[Vange Shrimper]

On your *** eh? Well maybe if you didnt spend the whole time laying on your back you could turn over once in a while and give the lady a rest :hilarious:

:hilarious:

 

[SUFC_Al]

On your *** eh? Well maybe if you didnt spend the whole time laying on your back you could turn over once in a while and give the lady a rest :hilarious:

nah my arm hurts at the mo, cant put any weight on it

 

[SUFC_Al]

With a donkey?!?

erm....pass :rolleyes:

 

[Cricko2]

With a donkey?!?

Which reminds me of a Joke....

Vicar talking to his congregation at mass...

There have been many suggests lately of parishioners having had sex with Ghosts..

I feel it is only correct to clear this up ...Now can anybody please here today put there hand up if they have ever had sex with a Ghost.

*silence, not a mumble form the congregation"

I ask You one more time Is there anybody here that has had sex with Ghost..

A hand pops up from the back ...Its Billy the local farmers boy ..

The Vicar notices......And calls out to Billy.

Billy, You cannot in all seriousness exspect us to believe you have slept with a Ghost.

OH sorry says Billy I thought you said



















A Goat!

 

[McNasty]

Wierdest place for me was a lady's armpit.

 

[Lester Bangs]

Late to this thread but hey ho, as previously reported for me it has to be the area between Southend Library and Museum on a cold January night.

Other monumental shags have been in the park area down Victoria Avenue in a shelter near a pond during a drunken afternoon (the details are sketchy but it honestly happened) and also down Two Tree Island in Leigh on Sea.

Happy days indeed.

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

Late to this thread but hey ho, as previously reported for me it has to be the area between Southend Library and Museum on a cold January night.

My mate Wardy has spent so much time round there after nights out that he actually gets post delivered there !!!!

 

[Cricko2]

Two Tree Island is so 70's ......*Sigh*:p

 

[RobM]

Front of an Hillman Imp van which I imagine is unique.

 

[Benfleet A1]

May I say I had a knee trembler up the alleway in Brighton where Jimmy got his nuts in, in the film Quadrophinia. And I was wearing a parka and had driven down there on a scooter. Didn't bash any rockers though but did throw a stone at a seagull. It missed.

 

[The Big Shrimp]

Good job ex-Villa keeper Stefan Postma isn't on here, coz what would his answer would be!!

 

[davewebbsbrain]

The football/cricket changing rooms at Garons

Can we keep this to straight sex please rather than the gay stuff!!:hilarious:

 

[Pubey]

Good job ex-Villa keeper Stefan Postma is on here, coz we whta his answer would be!!

hahaha... technically he wasn't doing very much, she was however!

 

[TrueBlue]

May I say I had a knee trembler up the alleway in Brighton where Jimmy got his nuts in, in the film Quadrophinia. And I was wearing a parka and had driven down there on a scooter. Didn't bash any rockers though but did throw a stone at a seagull. It missed.

You THUG! :mad:

 

[BrettieAngell]

I did it in the girl's toilets at Wembley Arena. Never done it outside though would be well up for it.

 

[HawkwellShrimper]

On my next door neighbours car in there drive way... I've never had such a delicate sh&g in my life, still goes down as the longest I have lasted, nearly fell asleep!

Now your wondering why the f*ck would you do that?! Well my next door neighbour is a very very weathy man, and buys new cars every six months, the latest Jags, Mercs, BMW's you name it his literaly garenteed to have had it! Anyway at the time he had a Porshe, and I always said to my mates I'm guna shag a girl on his Porshe one day, someones got to christen his cars after all... after a long night at the clubs and pubs and the misses being absolutly hammerd I said I'm guna sh&g you tonight in a porshe! The thing is I forgot to tell her I didn't have the keys!! Got back home, walked round the next door neighbours got her on the bonnet and took it nice and easy making sure not to set the alarm off and her as quiet as poss.... tell you something though I loved the thrill of it! Used to look at the car and smile till the old ******* sold it!

My mates still remind me of that night all these years on!

 

[Sean 2]

Flirty evening with a certain lady in Southend all night led to her taking me home in her Mini,few years ago now so i was still at my parents.She pulled up outside mine which happens to be facing the A130 main rd.
So there we were ,two wheels up on the pavement and she turns the engine off.So i'm thinking aye aye, i don't think i'm getting out of here as quick as i thought!
Never one to miss an opportunity i quickly put my arm round her and then we're kissing.So quicker than you can say "is that the gearstick or are you just pleased to see me?" (anyone who's been active in a Mini will know what i'm talking about) and we were ripping each other's clothes off.And then it happened.

WHOOOOOSH. -Bloody great big artic truck roars past at what feels like 3mm away from us.We screamed.No, it wasn't a passionate scream.It was a piercing aaaaarrgghh sound.



I've still got that image of us two driving naked in a Mini up the road to a side turning.Things you get up to when you're young eh?

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

In the toilets of a plane at 36,500 feet
In the desert, in the Middle East
In my car, up a farmer's track just off the B587 near the Staunton Harold Resevoir on the Nottinghamshire / Leicestershire border

...but by far the weirdest was in my University Chaplain's bed, when my then girlfriend was house-sitting for him.

:eek:

 

[Cricko2]

In the toilets of a plane at 36,500 feet
In the desert, in the Middle East
In my car, up a farmer's track just off the B587 near the Staunton Harold Resevoir on the Nottinghamshire / Leicestershire border

...but by far the weirdest was in my University Chaplain's bed, when my then girlfriend was house-sitting for him.

:eek:

You Tart Matt I'm in shock ....:D