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armageddon

  1. Benfleet A1

    It's The Destroy This Town Thread

    Ladies and Gents, nominations please for the town or city that deserves instead annihilation for the good of mankind. I give you the case for Erith. It's the pits, full of grotty, grimy high rise flats with equally grotty low lives residing in them. A duel carriageway runs through it except...
  2. Recurring dreams

    Anyone have recurring themes during their snooze time? Me, 1) Having to travel very long distances to get to work meaning the precise timing of buses/trains. 2) Regular one: My final year dissertation for Uni either being not done at all or hugely behind time with a day left to hand it in...
  3. Tie #16: Kevin & Perry Go Large (Davros) vs Armageddon (Stoy Redstar)

    Last tie of the 32 is another Bruce Willis, but this time he's up against two hormonal teenagers. Ooh scary.
  4. Battle of the Slightly Average films...first round draw.

    Taken - Pringlejon v Airplane - Yorkshire Blue Crocodile Dundee - Marvel315 v Death at a Funeral - Eastblack The Spy Who Loved Me- Napster v E.T. - Wife of Samurai Blue Goldeneye - Billericay Blue v Trading Places - LdnFasto The Pink Panther - Big Shrimp v Jackass The Movie - Sammyboy...
  5. Slipperduke

    I Hate West Ham

    I hate reporting from Upton Park. I've had enough bad jobs in my life to know that I shouldn't whinge about this one, but I really can't stand the place. I'm no shrinking violet, I've done an away trip to Millwall, but that lot down Green Street are horrible. On Saturday, I heard one of them...
  6. Rusty Shackleford

    X-Files Special: Prince of Wales really is a Charlie

    From Mark Steyn writing on NRO: According to His Royal Highness the Prince of Wales, we only have 96 months left to save the planet. I’m impressed. 96 months. Not 95. Not 97. July 2017. Put it in your diary. Usually the warm-mongers stick to the same old drone that we only have ten years left...
  7. Slipperduke

    Is Ashley The April Fool?

    When the watching world assumes that your latest managerial recruitment is an April Fool's prank, it doesn't exactly bode well for the future. Alan Shearer must have often dreamed about the reaction he would get if he ever slipped into the St James Park hotseat, but I bet he didn't expect...
  8. Xàbia Shrimper

    Muslim Fury

    Apparently the ragheads are now getting all upset because the 2012 London Olympics clashes with Ramadan, putting Muslim athletes at a disadvantage and preventing people from watching the games. Islamic Human Rights Commission chairman Massoud Shadjareh, said: "They would not have organised...
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