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  1. DTS

    Question Is paying in bags of coppers pikey?

    My last weeks in this god forsaken bank that I work for are really dragging. I am basically not allowed to see customers in case I try and poach them yet the still expect the normal hours of work. Every other financial insitute would give you gardening leave but not my money grabbing lot...
  2. Pale Blue Dot

    the rules of lighter theft

    Here below are the official rules of stealing other people's lighters. Although stealing lighters is despicable and morally wrong, it is always going to happen whether it be an accident or you're going all out to steal it.So I have written the OFFICIAL rules of stealing lighters so we all have a...
  3. Ref Watch ... Stockport

    The man awarding the penalties on Saturday (if we dive in with our tackles like we did on Tuesday) will be Steve Bratt from Walsall. A young man in his very early 30s, this is his fourth season and he was part of the "talent group" of referees who were being groomed for future "stardom". I think...
  4. Thorpe Groyney

    14 Months For Stoned Trucker Killer - Who's To Blame?

    The place where I work are running this story on their news page: A lorry driver who killed a young woman on the A13 in Basildon, while under the influence of drugs has been jailed for 14 months. The parents of Louise Cooper say they are outraged at the sentence given to trucker...
  5. Slipperduke

    Pistol-Whip The Cheats

    Nothing irritates me more than diving. Seriously, it's right up there above noisy eating, people who play tinny R'n'B through their cellphones on the bus and that invisible scratch on my West Wing DVD that smashes straight through the important bit ten minutes into every episode when you're...
  6. Hotman

    fat women you fancy

    tanya branning (jo joyner) from eastenders, bit of junk in the trunk but i'd rag it
  7. Mohave Shrimper

    Battle of the US TV Drama's - nominations thread.

    Welcome to the nominations thread for a brand new Battle. The subject this time is US TV Drama's. Any genre is fine from cop shows to sci-fi. Most of you know how this works, we have 32 places available in the cup, no more than one nomination per person. Suggestions to get you...
  8. Slipperduke

    They Miss Him

    He may not have been there in person, but His presence hung around Wembley Stadium on Sunday like an over-tanned spectre. It lurked in every corridor, loomed over every conversation and sometimes, if you listened very, very carefully to a frequency only just on the cusp of human hearing, you...
  9. Slipperduke

    Much To Do For United And Chelsea

    Meet the new season, same as the old season. If the starting line-ups looked a little familiar, so too was the mutual loathing shared by these two teams, a festering cauldron of hatred that bubbled up frequently in this surprisingly rumbustious encounter. Wayne Rooney's late strike forced a...
  10. Pale Blue Dot

    kevin smith fans

  11. Breaking News Revelling in it! 05/08/09

    Revelling In It This week starring: ‘The Legion Of Doom’ aka Osei Sankofa and Jean-Francois Christophe Ian ‘Sideshow Bob’ Joyce Adam ‘Right Said Fred’ Barrett We’re all a little bit worried at the minute as ever since not being allowed to play in the Toomey Trophy, no-one has seen the...