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  1. RHB

    10th annual Dave's Joke of the Edinburgh Fringe competition

    The full list of shortlisted jokes: I’m not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change. Ken Cheng (Winner) Trump’s nothing like Hitler. There’s no way he could write a book. Frankie Boyle I’ve given up asking rhetorical questions. What’s the...
  2. Ref Watch ........ Oxford H

    It may be a little early in the season to talk about "must win" games, but a defeat against so far win-less Oxford could leave us consigned to the nether regions of the division - not what was expected. However recent history is on our side as we go for our seventh consecutive home win over...
  3. South Bank Hank

    Combine any two players

    Watching young Coulthirst play, it's clear to me there's a talented footballer in there. At the moment, he's showing the old Eastwood ability for getting himself into a shooting position but the old Daniel Webb ability for finishing. If only we could combine his jinkiness* with the finishing of...
  4. Question What are you expecting from Freddy this season?

    I think everybody is expecting big things from the return of our very own prodigal son this season, but after missing a sitter from four yards last night it did lead me to think what should we really expect from Freddy in league 2? Now don't start having a go at me saying I've taken a miss in...
  5. DTS

    IT help

    Lads help I have two PDFs that I need to combine into 1 PDF. I can't print and then scan as one as it's loses all quality. Anyone know how I can combine the two originals? Thanks
  6. Ref Watch ...... Hereford away

    There is probably not a single team in the entire League that has as good a recent record against any other team as ours against Hereford. Our ten match record reads "Played 10 Won 10 Goals For 20 Goals Against 2". Combine that with a referee we have never lost with and we must surely have the...
  7. Its Only A Game

    Top goalscorer/win the league combination bet

    Does anyone know if its possible to bet on a team to win the league and combine it with a striker to top score? Say Southend to win league 2 and Harris to be League 2 top scorer? Went into Ladbrokes today and the staff didn't seem to have a clue!
  8. programming help - batch.bat file

    hi all, i've got about 70 text files in a folder that i want to batch together. can someone write me the code to put into a batch.bat file that will combine it. I've googled it but got very confused very quickly. plenty of green for any help!
  9. TrueBlue

    The SZ Saturday Gamble Nominations 13/02/10

    Last week saw the start of a new idea on the zone that I have called 'The SZ Saturday Gamble' where we combine the footballing prediction skills of the SZ users to help others decide how to approach there Saturday betting :) The Rules are as follows..... There will be 2 threads each for each...
  10. seany t

    Best Comedy series of the 00s?

    Further to MK's thread about the state of comedy, I thought it might be good to discuss which comedy show was your favourite from the last decade. Many of the choices speak for themselves; The Office was a critical smash over here and developed the fly-on-wall feel of Ianucci / Morris' early...
  11. J

    Sunday 27th December? What you up to my friends?

    Guys and Girls, I am in a position to offer an exclusive offer to Southend Fans. What is this to do with Southend United? I hear you ask Well, my fellow shrimperzoners - if you produce a match ticket / season card / or PM me on the board - you will get a discount on your ticket. This is...
  12. J

    What are You Doing on Sunday 27th December?

    Guys and Girls, I am in a position to offer an exclusive offer to Southend Fans. What is this to do with Southend United? I hear you ask ;) Well, my fellow shrimperzoners - if you produce a match ticket / season card / or PM me on the board - you will get a discount on your ticket. This is...
  13. southend4ever

    Best excuses for late arrival at work

    Everyone on SZ, Lets combine ideas and suggestions for the best excuses for late arrival at work. What are the best/worst/funniest excuses you have used or your colleagues have used for your/their late arrival? After a frustrating morning on the Northern Line and only 3 months into my job the...
  14. BaileytheQuitter

    Remaining positive

    Even before I start writing this article I get a feeling it is hard to keep/get everyone feeling positive with the current situation of the squad/lack of signings. But we do need to remember, we do still have some good players, who can do a decent job. Okay. Steve Mildenhall- Massive...
  15. Irish_Shrimper

    Interview with an Exile: Christmas Special with Backpacking Shrimper!

    The latest installment of the Interview with an exile thread, is Steve's Christmas Special from Australia - Happy Christmas everyone! Few piccies of the man himself...He loves posing for the camera, bless him :D 1) How long have you been an exile? A) Since late October 2007! Nearly...
  16. seany t

    Combine a footballer & videogame name thread

    Isn't it about time we had a good old fashioned pointless pun based thread? There has been far too much meaningful discussion going on here of late... For example: Super Romario World Efe Sodje-Zero The Legend of Zoltan Liptak Star Ruel Fox And if you're struggling for videogame titles...
  17. Mexican Viagra!! Be warned

    Warning - Do Not Order Mexican Viagra ! Important Bulletin Many men are buying 'black market' Viagra pills from Mexican mail-order drug stores. The U.S. Food and Drug Administration announced that several of these pharmacies are mixing the Viagra with ground up Mexican Jumping Beans...
  18. Tidying up the Zone

    In order to remove old posters who have re-registered with new names and make the membership figures more realistic could any members PM me with details of previous names and I will combine post counts and remove the old accounts. Thanks in anticipation Ken
  19. Tidying up the Zone

    In order to remove old posters who have re-registered with new names and make the membership figures more realistic could any members PM me with details of previous names and I will combine post counts and remove the old accounts. Thanks in anticipation Ken
  20. Slipperduke

    The Gunners

    Just occasionally, maybe once a year at most, there comes a football match so beautiful, so intense, so frantic and so scoop-your-jaw-up-off-the-floor exciting, that it's all you can do not to fall to the ground and openly weep in thanks that you were able to watch it. This was an epic struggle...
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