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  1. Friday funny

    How temperature affects the mind! 40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Scotland sunbathe. 35 degrees - Italian cars won't start. People in Scotland drive with the windows down. 20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. People in...
    • Norwichsufc
    • Thread
    • alcohol barby california coats cos cows cup degrees ish ops san shirt suppor support whisky
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  2. Easter Weekend 'P' Word

    For us to win promotion at Barnsley, We need to win both games and Brentford, Huddersfield and Col******r to drop points in at least 1 of thier games. That said, very few teams go to barnsley with a point, let alone 3... But i hear the Barnsley forwards can't hit a Cows Arse with a Banjo at...
  3. Uncle Leo

    Sol Campbell

    After the demise of his football career Sol Campbell trains to become a vet. On his first day he is called out to a local farm where two cows and two horses are about to give birth. The first cow goes into a lengthy labour, meanwhile within minutes of each other the two horses go into labour...

  4. The match last night

    A few observations from last night. 1.  Their ground -  very pleasant with no home support whatsoever.  I know it was an LDV game, but it's no wonder they're struggling in the lead with that support.  A bit gutted - I had a cheeseburger, Dreams paid 60p more and got a diamond burger, complete...
    • OlvisIII
    • Thread
    • applauded atmosphere caused cows dreadful foo football glee imagination league money pace superb suppor support tacking touched wasn
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  5. Stan the Man on TV

    Have a look at this from AOL News "Stan the Man joins The Farm Stan Collymore is to join celebrities on The Farm Former footballer Stan Collymore is the final celebrity to sign up for rural reality show The Farm. He will join David Beckham's former-PA Rebecca Loos on the new series...
    • JIMSDAD
    • Thread
    • chickens cows daniels deepest dogging exploits foo joi luxury rebecca shire
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. wiggy

    If we insist on aiming for a target man,

    I know that Drewe can do no wrong with most of you but lets face it he aint that great in the air, has a poor first touch and can"t hit a cows............. in front of goal. Last year he was down the pecking order and was on the virge of a transfer request, this year he is part of the 1...
  7. Napster

    Cliff Clavenisms

    They did a study comparing postal workers to chimpanzees. They proved chimps were 32 % slower. Of course, they were better with public relations"; "There's no rule against postal worker dating women; it just works out that way"; "It's a little-known fact that the...
    • Napster
    • Thread
    • army cows knife larger relations scientists tan
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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